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Wendy O. Koopa
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Kootie pie is an extreme angry and mimed koopaling than usualy attacks her father and tells him to gave imposible things
Her empire In north America
Kootie pie become into the emperor of America when bowser surken the white house in the deeps of the mushroom sea, then her commands were:
- Every kid in America must be a rock
- Every kid in america most invite her a date
- Every kid in america will give her lot of toys
- And all de gold in fort Lox will be used as jewerly for kootie pie
More details will be confirmed when Walrusguy make the third part of bowser the foodstealer
Likes
- King koopa
- All food than a koopa can steall
- America
- Her teethbrush
- Make tantrums (or rather contining farts)
- Lots of useless stuff than she collect
- Rick 'n Roll (yes, I can't belive it...too)
Dislikes
- Haven't stuff
- Mario
- Luigi
- The princess
- Dr Rabbit (He raped her when she was ten, since then she's had a pyrilizeing fear of rabbits)
- The presindent of America (I don't know if Bush or Obama, but that's not the point)
- The first lady
- Ipo the reader
- Morshu (for not giving credit)
- Sarah (broke her 'annoying every one to death' record)
- Roy (for raping her)
- Bowser Jr
Liked by
- Bowser???
Disliked by
- Mario
- Luigi
- Princess Toadstool
- Toad
- Yoshi
- Oogtar
- Roy Koopa
- Ludwig von Koopa
- Larry Koopa
- Kamek
- Bowser Jr
- You
- Mama Luigi
- Most of the Koopa race
- America
- Gay Luigi
- AT&T
- Darth Vader
- Russia
- Hitler
- Germany
- Ganon
- Mama Fireflower
- Lenin
- Stalin
- Taco Bell
- The Roman Catholic Church
- Israil
- Spain
- France
- India
- Austria
- Dr. Rabbit
- Hindus
- Ireland
- Scotland
- Wales
- England