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Falcon Punch
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
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Falcon Punch's power is, when the elitist tourneyfags aren't around, obviously over 9000. With the Power of Omega AIDS it creates a burning bird which explodes brightly by contact, the victim turns into Alpha AIDS.
People who can use Falcon Punch
- Captain Falcon (DUH)
- Jimmy
- Luffy
- Knuckles
- Angry Nintendo Nerd
- Akuma
- Broly
- Vegeta
- Kakarot(Though it is called the Toei Punch)
- Neji (sadly)
- Soldier (Although it's more of a Falcon "Smack-your-face-with-a-shovel")
- Smith-San
- Jotaro Kujo (His preferred target is the target's already injured shin)
- Nimrodpowerz
- Joey Wheeler
- Colonel Volgin
- Bitch Niggaz
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Trivia
- Captain Falcon possesses the most powerful Falcon Punch in the universe.
- The Engineer has also managed to contain the power of the Falcon Punch, using it as ammo in his guns.
- Ganon's human brother GanonDORK has his own variant of the Falcon Punch. However, it's much slower, purple and not Falcon.
- There is a drink named after this type of power. It releases its power once it's drinken.
