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The Food Loving King
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The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.
He looks to be a relative of either Duke Onkled or King Harkinian.
Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten
- Pizza
- Fries
- Chicken in a basket.
- Hamburgers
- Salami
- Barbecue Sauce
- Turkey
- Sweet Corn (The only food here that isn't anachronistic.)
- Ham
- Shit (Especially if it's in a basket.)
- People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)
- Colored Ribbons
- Pussy
- The entire fridge.
Trivia
- Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
- Once chase Real Mario and Real Luigi because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
- Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.
- Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.
- Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that Jesus would kidnap the Princess. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"
- He can't stand Prince John because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food.
- The line "Go to the kitchen" has been attributed to him, but this is incorrect; the line was actually said by Muggins.
Quotes
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The Food Loving King When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a cunt!
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The Food Loving King Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.
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The Food Loving King Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just love eating shit all of the time!
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The Food Loving King I love my food. All of my food!
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The Food Loving King Soft, but in ye fish.
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The Food Loving King That's the food now for Hitler! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!
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The Food Loving King Me heart, it broke, it needs mustard, ya! Me heart, it needs yummy, snubby Smurf!
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The Food Loving King Shit in a basket!
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The Food Loving King Isn't there anymore?
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The Food Loving King MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!
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The Food Loving King Why can't you talk like the rest of us? Niggar!
