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The Food Loving King

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Name: The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)
Appears In: Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess
Sex: Male
Age: ??
Nationality: English
Occupation(s): King over all food who wants his daughter back.
Played By: ????????????????

This king can dance the jig!
{{#ev:youtube|rjcfZDNbeEU|320}}I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.
The King hungers(!)... for more!!

The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.

He looks to be a relative of either Duke Onkled or King Harkinian.

Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten

  • Pizza
  • Fries
  • Chicken in a basket.
  • Hamburgers
  • Salami
  • Barbecue Sauce
  • Turkey
  • Sweet Corn (The only food here that isn't anachronistic.)
  • Ham
  • Shit (Especially if it's in a basket.)
  • People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)
  • Colored Ribbons
  • Pussy
  • The entire fridge.

Trivia

  • Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
  • Once chase Real Mario and Real Luigi because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
  • Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.
  • Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.
  • Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that Jesus would kidnap the Princess. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"
  • He can't stand Prince John because his obsession is with tax money, not food.

Quotes

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When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a cunt!

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Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.

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Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just love eating shit all of the time!

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I love my food. All of my food!

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A plate is great if it's great!

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Soft, but in ye fish.

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That's the food now for Hitler! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!

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Me heart, it broke, it needs mustard, ya! Me heart, it needs yummy, snubby Smurf!

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Shit in a basket!

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Isn't there anymore?

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MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!

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Why can't you talk like the rest of us? Niggar!

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Go to the kitchen...bitch!