SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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Look how gay he looks.

SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

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Life As A Hero

• He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.

Quotes

• "It's big, scary, and pink!"
• "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
• "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
• "Stare at Patrick!"
• "There's no shower at work!"
• "In my pocket..."
• "See you're on top this time."
• "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
• "I'm a dirty boy!"
• "It popped..."
• "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
• "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
• "We've been speckledorfed!"
• "We've been Ganondorfed!"
• "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
• "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
• "That didn't help at all!"

Trivia

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Spongebob is looking at Squidward's ass.

• Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
• Also fails in Driving School yearly.
• Is so stupid that his IQ is an imaginary number.
• Was once arrested by the Chinese mind police after his friend Patrick talked taboo subjects, such as fair labour and freedom of speech.
• In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
• Is married to Sandy, but this is suspected to be a cover for his suspected homosexuality.
• He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it.
  • He is, however, stronger than Oogtar.