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Bad Medicine
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Bad Fucking Medicine
Bad Medicine is an essence that is even stronger than Mama Luigi AIDS. Yoshi is the only one who knows the whole formula for Bad Medicine. Chad Warden, a former worker of Yoshi's drug store spilled info about Bad Medicine, however. It was too late to get all of the info on how to make Bad Medicine because, Chad Warden was shot by one of Yoshi's employees.
Known Ingredients
- A Playstation 3
- Skulls
- Shit
- A Dildo
- Cum
- Anti-Uctions
- Dio-chan's Hair.
- Brock Samson´s Cum (EXTREMELY HARD AND DANGEROUS INGREDIENT TO GET)
- A concentrated Falcon Punch
- Lagomorph Meat
- LULZ Sora´s magic mucus.
- A packet of Kooky steroid flavored cereal.
- The Kool-Aid Man
Trivia
- Bad Medicine can cure AIDS
- It is known to cause all kinds of bad things, such as skull rafts, lava waterfalls, magnum bills, and pedophiles, however.
- In Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3, the zombies are infected with
the T-VirusBad Medicine. - Bad Medicine negates the effects of all Magic Drugs, which is a good thing if they were impure MDs (it is bad if they were pure, and it is worse if they were injectable MDs).
- "Bad Medicine" is also the name of a Bon Jovi song from 1988.
