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Rakninja
Name: RAKninja
Real Name: RAK
Sex: Male
Country: United States
First Poop: WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
Preferred Sources: Transformers G1, Beast Wars Neo, Godfry Ho films, Star Control II, Golden Boy
Preferred Methods: Stuttering, repetition, experimentation
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas Pro 8
In Brief
Formerly known to use his own ripped sources, primarily uses Transformers. Tennis, however, has made him lazy and he downloads them now. Known to sometimes overreact to some situations. Highly involved in Youtube Poop Tennis.
- Not to be confused with MAXXNinja
History
First discovered Youtube Poop in the summer of '06 with Uctions. Quickly favorited DoctorPoopnik and Stegblob. Got tired of seeing Transformers poops that suck, so started making his own. Became featured in the last week of the Perfect Poop Contest. In the new incarnation of YouChewPoop, was selected to be a Tennis Cafe Employee, where he currently serves. In 2008 RAKninja hosted both the "I Love Youchew Collab" and the Poop Tennis Doubles cup that lasted from Winter 08 to Spring 09. RAKninja is also a participant of the Poop Tennis Season, playing on Team Incredible Lazar Sword.
First Poop Seen
UCTIONS First poop-like movie seen was Hotel Mario - Nouns Replaced with pylons.
First Poop Made
Style
Preferred Sources
Preferred Methods
- Stutter Loop
- Reverse-stuttering
- Mild Sentence Mixing
- Ear Rape
- Mysterious Zoom
Prefered Tech
- Vegas
Dislikes
- Bad CD-i
- Text
- Censor Beeps
Reception
Outside of a slowly growing but dedicated fanbase, and his circle of friends (usually other Tennis Staff or Transformers poopers,) RAK is generally overlooked. Many still consider him "underrated", though he has relinquished the (self proclaimed) title of "King of Underratedness"
Criticism
RAK is known to fly off the handle and throw tantrums about things most other poopers and forumgoers would find trivial.
Achievements
- First to poop Dark Crystal
- First to poop Genesis Climber Mospeada, AKA: season three of Robotech.
- Became featured less than a month after first poop submission.
- Helped discover and popularize bunny boobies
- Organized the Winter 2008 Poop Tennis Doubles Cup
- Founding Cafe Staff, and ILS memebr
- First to make a Megaman themed YTPMV
- Hosted "I Love Youchew" collab
- Hosted Poop Tennis Doubles Cup
- BROS
Associates
In Real Life
Online
- NS2
- INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD
- RabbitSnore
- Crash2991
- TheHappyFungus
- Nuthead
- strong414bad
- Gamebop
- MycroProcessor
- DaftPunkYoshi
Influences
DoctorPoopnik Stegblob WikiWow 1UpClock
Fans
Other Information
The Poops of RAKninja (section under construction)
Solo YTPs
YTPMVs
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length |
|---|---|---|
| YTPMV - TRANSFORMERS MEGATRONSENMAN | 5-25-09 | 0:56 |
| YTPMV - MEGATRON GETS 110 MILLION WHEELS | 6-11-08 | 1:24 |
| YTPMV - ONE HUNDRED TEN MILLION MEGATRONS | 6-12-08 | 0:58 |
| Megatronは110,000,000にメガ混合する覚えている (MEGA[TRON]MIX) | 6-13-08 | 3:11 |
| GALVATRONMAN | 10-29-08 | 1:44 |
| STARSCREAM MAN | 12-1-08 | 1:19 |
| RUMBLE MAN | 1-18-09 | 1:26 |
| STUNT MAN | 8-15-09 | 2:31 |
COLLAB ENTRIES
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length | Collab |
|---|---|---|---|
| THE RED WIZZARD GETS CAUGHT | 3-25-08 | 0:49 | Unknown Poopers Collab |
| LOOKING FOR THIS? | 5-13-08 | 1:59 | Anime Collab |
| Mission 1: Insert Clever Title Here (0:04-0:21) | 5-27-08 | 0:17 | ILS Collab 1 |
| THE MARRIAGE OF A HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE IS FORUMS | 11-10-08 | 1:28 | I LOVE YOUCHEW Collab |
| MISSION 2: Supernova Explosion! Interplanetary Weeaboo Attack! (2:51-3:41) | 1-8-09 | 0:50 | ILS Collab 2 |
Tennis
Non-Competitive
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length | Opponent |
|---|---|---|---|
| AUTOBOTS EXPLAINED | 2-21-08 | 1:51 | Mmichaelson |
| HMWUGARASMS ARE UNPLEASENT FOR AUTOBOTS | 4-04-08 | 0:53 | Mmichaelson |
| MEGATRON FINDS EVIDENCE OF AUTOBOT HMWUGARASM | 4-24-08 | 1:04 | Mmichaelson |
| ALPHA TRION DOES THE TIME WARP | 3-8-08 | 1:59 | MetalAcid5 |
| SOME GLASS BREAKS INTO COLIN MOCHRIE | 3-12-08 | 1:53 | MetalAcid5 |
| KION GETS STABBED WHILE KINTARO LEARNS ABOUT COMPUTERS | 3-16-08 | 1:04 | TheHappyFungus |
| MEI NAILS A THOUSAND DOLLARS | 3-17-08 | 1:01 | TheHappyFungus |
| KOBIYASHI AND KINTARO FAIL AT THOUSAND DOLLAR BUKKAK | 3-19-08 | 0:50 | TheHappyFungus |
| GANT MUNSTER RADY VS. THE NABALIEN CRUISER !!! | 4-14-08 | 0:57 | Crash2991 |
| ROBO HATES RAPE | 4-18-08 | 0:59 | Crash2991 |
| CAIN LOVES GARLIC JR | 4-21-08 | 1:09 | Crash2991 |
Competitive
| Name | Date Uploaded | Length | Opponent | Partner (if any) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| EN GUARD, GALLERS | 5-31-08 | 0:41 | Gallers | |
| NOUS ALLONS AVOIR L'AMUSEMENT AVEC CETTE CHOSE | 6-3-08 | 0:47 | Gallers |
Trivia
- Is 1/3 of a Rap Group, PsychoSmokaz
- Is a proven Juggalo.
- One of his previous Youtube channel-look is cleverly (Or not so cleverly for those who don't get it.) refrencing Twiztid's most recent popular song from their W.I.C.K.E.D. (Wish I Could Kill Every Day) album called "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha."
- It also contains the lyric from that same song which is "I'm Laughing Like A Lunatic" and had the Joker as the background.
- He once proclaimed that pongpong13 was a legend and that he will never die.
- HE'S LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC, HE'S LAUGHING LIKE A LUNATIC! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
- He is NOT a Ford Cafe Employee
- Conversely, he IS rumored to be the true Ninja Dragon
Famous Quotes
- "Walf Fucking Dizny. he came to steal your dollars."
- "...Tennis Fucks"
- "Guys in nature"
- "Even cops get horny"
- "What's the matter, never seen a clown before?"
- "You love it, huh?"
- "That fuckblaster better shut his dickflaps"
