Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.

Halo

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Revision as of 14:29, 7 August 2009 by AbsoluteBillion (talk | contribs) (No no, that was Marathon that was a DooM clone.)

Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.

Characters

  • Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
  • Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask?
  • The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
  • The Flood - A parasite...from space!
  • The Arbiter - An alien...from space!

Trivia

  • Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
  • The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
  • David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
  • Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.