Scratch

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Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges....Like sinuses he is a badass.(See: ScraBotnik) Scratch is also known for having several near death experiences at the hand of his master for serving the wrong breakfast. Shocking footage of these beatings can be seen all over the internet. Afterward, it is said Scratch had to go to hospital because the beatings had caused memory loss and minor brain damage. Robotnik himself was unavailable for questioning, or so he said. If you can, donate to to the Lifesaving Emergency Tijuana Society Scratch Himself Invented There.

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Drunken Scratch.

Likes

• Robotnik
• Penis(ya don't say?)
• High School Musical
• Booze
• Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them.
• Chewing gum at funerals.
• Kidnapping Children
• Wearing a fake mustache.
• Stegblob
• Squidward
• Wanting gay people to willingly rape him in the ass.
• Grounder (Secretly)
• Wikiwow
• Happy endings on his favourite shows.
• Fucking you in the ass.
• Masturbating in a pink bush while looking like a retard and having Grounder being pissed off.

Dislikes

• Himself
• Vagina (expect Hinata's)
• Grounder
• Sonic
• Paper
• Jimmy
• Hotcakes

Quotes

• "Blehhh...Try this, kid!"
• "Dr. robotnik loves my balls best!"
• "It's so cute!"
• "You forgot to pull this one!"
• "I wanna try this BOOZE"
• "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
• "Ha-HA Ha-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
• "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
• "Try Hhhhit"
• "*Talks in a drunken voice* hey there little boy *Hiccup* i got some balls you can play with"
• "I'm all wet!"