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Eddy
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This article is filed under Characters.
Eddy is the leader of his group, The Three Eds. He is the guy with the plans. Since the year 1999, he's been trying to take over the world by scamming many people. Because he needs the money for it. He is in no relation to Ed or Edd.
Cultural Heritage: Italian-American
Trivia
- Middle name is Skipper.
- Last name is Niggers (Eddy Skipper Niggers lololololololololol)
- Contrary to popular opinion, he does NOT look like some Popcorn Fairy.
- Can do the splits in mid-air and expand the size of his mouth... AT THE SAME TIME.
- Owns a Lamp.
- Has appeared in many yaoi pictures, much to his distress.
- Likes wood.
- Is short.
- Hated by most his neighbors, as he wont stop talking about Dickies or Spookyville.
- Has a green tongue.
- He enjoys getting high, eating the sun, and melting small children.
- Once raped Jimmy after his hand got caught in a balloon and he fell into a plane.
Eddy's Plans
- Finding that damn fourth chaos emerald (Failed because Shadow the Emo-hog got it first)
- Creating the Metal Mama Luigi project (Failed because all of them were destroyed)
- Post pictures of a dog flipping a pancake (He stopped this because someone was already doing that)
- Create the Death Star (Didn't have enough money)
- To enlist all teh Youtube Poopers to destroy Bob Barker and Mama Luigi.
- Destroying every DICKIE that's ever existed
- Sell Korean "moonrocks" to make everyone high
- Teamed up with the Dickies In an attempt to murder everyone in the Cul-De-Sac to become the King. Unfortunately Sgt. Frog was here first.
