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Pube Muppet
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This article is filed under Characters.Pube Muppet is a very juvenile but still strangely hilarious Newgrounds character created in 2001. He's basically some scribbles with Kermit the Frog's face on them. He likes to sexually assault men and the members of the Barney Bunch. He can easily be found on both Newgrounds and YouTube.
Memorable Quotes
- "Hello, my good man. I am the Pube Muppet."
- "I have come to this most wonderful establishment because I wish to perform many pleasurable activities and purchase a few items."
- "I would like a bag for putting naked apples in."
- "Yes, that would be swell."
- "What kind of a piece of shit establishment is this?
- "Fuck off and let me be!"
Likes
- Homosexuality
- The Clock Crew
Dislikes
- Homophobic idealists
- Drew Pickles
