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Miles "Tails" Prower
This article is filed under Characters.Miles "Tails" Prower (real name Ami Mizuno) is a female/male actor who loves to hang around with Sonic the Hedgehog and also a lesbian.
Career
Her first role was in Sailor Moon helping her lesbian friends and Makoto Kino (whom Tails had a crush on), however Tiertex sacked her for being in the red light district naked. So she moved to Sega and DiC has they were filming Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but she needed a costume quick which she hand-made one. However DiC made Tails a male due to a mistranslation from Sega and during production of the 1st episode, her costume got stuck so she changed her name to Miles Prower. The audiences around the world loved the series and because of her intelligence, most people didn't know that she was a girl. However there were a few goofs in the series:
- When Tails says "I'm Sorry", her boobs are shown.
- Helping Sonic in a few episodes, even though the script says that Tails must be dumb.
- The "I'm a girl" speech in the final episode topped it off. (even though the transportation gun had changed them to suit they're surrounding.)
After the series, she appeared in every Sonic game in the making. 14 years later, she appeared in The Return of Greenback Koopa as the costume was stuck but after production the fox suit came off revealing her identity. As a response, Tiertex rehired her for a few Youtube Poops and gets to be a lesbian again.
Quotes
- HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC!
- LOOK SONIC! IT'S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
- SHADOW, LOOK OUT!
- So how did you know that the emerald was a fake? (Because you just told him.)
- That's Astronaut Tails to you, Sonic!
Trivia
- During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on.
- She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years.
- Her catchphrase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time.
- Loves rubbing TREES and easily forgets telephone numbers.
- Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
- She invented the Spindash.
- Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
- Has an evil clone known as Tails Doll.
- Dr. Robotnik shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
- Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with MrDrunkenFox.
- Wants to stay up and masturbate.
- Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
- People think she's rapeable. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
- Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
- Her original human-Mercurian self is often mistaken with M10 by Greenback Koopa due to his colourblindness.
- She was once gay-married to Krystal from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for Fox McCloud, while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox).
- Is friends with Poison from Final Fight. Neither is aware of the other's real gender.
- Hates Nintendo Power editor Chris Hoffman because he thinks (s)he's a mutant squirrel.
- Owns an Apple Lisa, which she initially didn't know how to use, causing her to yell at it, until Sonic explained how to use it.
- Interestingly, this Apple Lisa runs Windows XP with the classic theme, has full flash capability, and is connected to the internet.
- Is astraphobic, or in other words, has a fear of lightning.
- Once he ate mud on accident (Who hasn't?)
- Has a larger appetite for chili dogs than Sonic
- Is paying over 9,000 dollars a month for Toilet Insurance. He mindlessly bought this expensive and pointless plan from Billy Mays, and is trying to cancel it
