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Dr. Robotnik

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Robotnik angered.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by many.

Career

Robotnik has done many things, such as create the Robotnik suspender striptease, became Super Robotnik, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, became Prime Minister, saved the pridelands, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married Bill O'Reilly, possessed King Harkinian, and not forget to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium.

Likes and Dislikes

Robotnik holds strong grudges against Mama Luigi and Sonic the Hedgehog.Loves KFC.

Skills

Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby. Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.

Gossip

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  • It is rumored that Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. (See: ScraBotnik)
  • Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
  • It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with Zelda, himself, and Ms. Filkins resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
  • There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus.
  • It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
  • Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date Makoto Kino, however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
  • It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
  • In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch".
  • There have been talks of a Robotnik run for the presidency of the United States Of America. Vorhias has been working with him as a campaign manager.

Memorable Quotes

  • I hate that hedgehog!
  • You missrable mess of microchips!
  • This is like bending spaghetti!
  • SHOU!
  • I smack ya ma!
  • You took the poop right out of my ass! (from YouTube Poop:...and it stains your teeth!)
  • NO!
  • In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!
  • Prepare to engage the brothermio system!
  • And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!
  • My full name is SUPER Robotnik!
  • Pingers!
  • You took the words right out of my mouth! I hate that Lobe! He ruins my nice people! He escapes my schemes! He helps traps!
  • By standing on that X!
  • I HATE THAT six-foot cat!
  • What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
  • If you don't, I'll melt you down... MY way!
  • I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!
  • Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!
  • You lame brain,knuckle dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while im having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
  • See you next faaaaall!
  • Get out of my life!!
  • MOOOREE Toilet paper...
  • OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA