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Jon Arbuckle is the owner of Garfield and Odie. He is also a lonely cartoonist and a 34 year old virgin.
Jon on a normal day.
Trivia
- He is a cartoonist, and this is his cat, Garfield.
- He's really good at Sudoku puzzles.
- Garfield thinks of him as the world's second saddest sight.
- His only thought is to entertain you.
- He thinks that the word "Sudoku" in Japanese means "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
- He still isn't aware that disco died even after the 1970's.
- Jon always fails miserably whenever he needs Garfield to take a diet.
- He had shocking revelations upon revealing that a man woman or something like that was saved from his clutches by Garfield.
- Liz gave him the kisses of
deathlife when he revealed to her that he kept pictures of his cat as memoirs of his younger days. - Once told Garfield that he was the last creature alive, even though he could be considered that (a creature) as well.
- He loves eating catburgers without any hamburger buns for some strange reason.
- It took him a looooooong, long time, but he finally got Liz, the nurse for animals, as a girlfriend.
Quotes
Jon acting like a weaboo.
He happens to be a fan of Twilight.
Good to know, Jon. Now let's never talk about this again.
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Jon Our only thought is to entertain you.
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Jon Garfield, go back to bed.
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Jon GARFIELD! GET OFF THE EXTENSION!
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Jon "Sir Whines-a-lot"?! That's the one I always choose!
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Jon I want to be Sir Whines-a-lot!!
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Jon There is nothing like a fresh vegetable.
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Jon
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Jon Liz, you get this.
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Jon I am not embarrassing to be seen with.
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Jon You are the last creature alive!
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Jon Oh, gods be praised. I'm free! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
