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[[Image:Texas flag.jpg|thumb|right|The famous flag of Texas.]]
 
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:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Hey, Patrick! What am I?
 
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*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
 
*The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
 
*They also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas".
 
*They also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas".
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*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
 
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Revision as of 14:37, 28 June 2010

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The famous flag of Texas.
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Our big women don't even come close to our huge feet.
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?
Patrick: ...Stupid?!
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference!?

Well, howdy! Texas is the 2nd largest state in the United States in both population and area, behind California and Alaska respectively.

It's also the homeplace of anime-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the Funimation Update Quickie is shot.

People Who are From Texas

Trivia

  • Was once its own country.
  • Is known for cows, as well as steaks.
  • Always votes Republican in elections.
  • Texans take great pride in their state.
  • The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
  • They also have a special slogan saying that "everything's bigger in Texas".
  • We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.