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SpongeBob is a retarded, bisexual sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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SpongeBob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!
 
[[Image:Justonebite-1.jpg|thumb|left|Sinister sir.]]
 
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*[[Patrick Star]]
 
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*The love triangle between him, Patrick and Sandy.
 
 
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
 
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*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
 
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*[[King Harkinian]]
 
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*[[Soundwave]]
 
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==Signs Of Being Gay==
 
Though this theory has been clearly contradicted, these scenes actually cause the battle of his sexuality to go on.
 
 
*He once gave a valentines gift to Patrick.
 
*He hugs Patrick on several occasions.
 
*He giggled when a chef kissed him on the cheek.
 
*In one episode, he and Patrick shared a very special moment after Spongebob was released from prison.
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==

Revision as of 02:33, 26 April 2010

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Look how gay he looks.

SpongeBob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!

Sinister sir.

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Life As A Hero

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People Who Are Better At Making Krabby Patties Than Him

SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.

Quotes

  • "It's big, scary, and pink!"
  • "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
  • "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
  • "Stare at Patrick!"
  • "There's no shower at work!"
  • "See you're on top this time."
  • "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
  • "I'm a dirty boy!"
  • "It popped..."
  • "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
  • "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
  • "We've been speckledorfed!"
  • "We've been Ganondorfed!"
  • "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
  • "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
  • "Look at me, Gary! I'm... NAKEEEDD!"
  • "That didn't help at all!"
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Trivia

  • Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
  • Also fails in Driving School regularly.
  • His IQ is an imaginary number.
  • In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
  • Is married to Sandy (at least he thinks he is).
  • Reproduces by budding.
  • Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
  • He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
    • He is, however, stronger than Oogtar.
  • He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand.