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Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us. We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing. | Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us. We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing. | ||
| − | ==Liked By== | + | ==Liked By, Eh?== |
*[[Bear Hugger]] | *[[Bear Hugger]] | ||
*Rush | *Rush | ||
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*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
| − | ==Disliked By== | + | ==Disliked By, Eh?== |
*[[Homer Simpson]] | *[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
*[[:Category:Characters - American|Americans]] | *[[:Category:Characters - American|Americans]] | ||
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*[[Richard Nixon]] | *[[Richard Nixon]] | ||
| − | ==Other | + | ==Other Information, Eh?== |
| − | *It's the second-largest country in the world. | + | *It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to [[:Category:Characters - Russian|Russia]]. |
| − | *Some poopers actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada. | + | *Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada. |
*We get [[Batman|Zellers]] instead of Target. | *We get [[Batman|Zellers]] instead of Target. | ||
**Both [[Batman]] and [[Robin]] love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. | **Both [[Batman]] and [[Robin]] love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. | ||
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*[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck. | *[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck. | ||
*[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed". | *[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed". | ||
| − | *We hosted the 2010 Winter Olympics. | + | *We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. |
| + | *They do well in hockey, even when [[America]] ended up beating them that one time. | ||
*We don't say "eh" all the time, eh? | *We don't say "eh" all the time, eh? | ||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
Revision as of 14:48, 23 March 2010
O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?
Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us. We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing.
Liked By, Eh?
- Bear Hugger
- Rush
- M. Bison, to the point that he even copied our police's uniform.
Hayate Ayasaki, since he copied the trend of saying "eh".("Eh" is used in more than just Canadian English)- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Mario
Disliked By, Eh?
Other Information, Eh?
- It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to Russia.
- Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, one extremely popular poop was made in Canada.
- We get Zellers instead of Target.
- Pokémon Diamond and Pearl came out early in Canada.
- Despite being made in Canada, we don't get Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.
- They don't show The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack either.
- We find the word "war" offensive in show titles.
- Dr. Robotnik has conquered Canada.
- Loli is illegal here.
- Our 21st century shows suck.
- Coach Z has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
- We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics.
- They do well in hockey, even when America ended up beating them that one time.
- We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
