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Revision as of 17:14, 19 December 2009

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The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked Heavy.

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The Demoman/Demolitions Man is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish.

He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the Chewiki.

Cultural Heritage: Black Scottish Cyclops

How The Demoman Came To Be

The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on dope one day, so he hired a Scottish Will Smith to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.

Arsenal

  • Grenade Launcher: Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay.
  • Stickybomb Launcher: Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can be detonated remotely just by him thinking about it.
  • Bottle: Once held hard liquor. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and possibly urine. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull?
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The Demoman across the way stares back. Notice how his eyepatch changed sides.

Quotes

  • OH CRAP
  • I'm a black Scottish CYCLOPS! THEY GOT MORE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!
  • OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
  • What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?
  • So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH WITH A LOAD'O ME OLD BRIMSTONE!
  • I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
  • KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
  • NEXT TIME YE'LL BLOODY ASK BEFORE STANDING ON MY POINT`
  • CHEEEEEEEERSS MATE
  • AH DONT THINK THEY SAW THAT ONE COMIN'
  • HOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAAAA
  • OH THAT'S SORE
  • KA-BLOOOOOOEEYYYYYYY
  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
  • THAT WIS MAH POINT YE WERE STANDIN' ON
  • YA APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE!
  • THAT HEAVY'S A BLOODY JACKASS!!!

Trivia

  • The RED Demoman's name is Tavish Degroot as revealed here, and he lives with his blind mother in a mansion somewhere in New Mexico, not too far from cp_badlands. He is was best friends with the BLU Soldier until recently.
  • Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike M. Bison.
  • Possibly enjoys KFC.
  • Also enjoys Bombs.
  • Is good friends with Zack.
  • Is an African.
  • Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch.
  • Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the Spy, who enjoys rubbing it in.
  • His real name is actually "Demonman".
  • Stares at things on this site in horror, joy, or for the hell of it.
  • Has advanced knowledge of chemicals and chemistry, though, which he must know in order to properly formulate explosives.
  • He also has the same voice actor as The Heavy Weapons Guy.
  • Is not to be confused with the Rob Zombie song "Devil Man."

See Also