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==Likes==
 
==Likes==
 
*[[Yoshi]] when he's not fat.
 
*[[Yoshi]] when he's not fat.
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] (Is just as retarded and has the same number of [[balls]] as he.)
 
*His new butt-buddy [[Chris Thorndyke]].
 
 
*Chickle Tree Bubble Gum
 
*Chickle Tree Bubble Gum
 
*[[Cum]]
 
*[[Cum]]
 
*[[Balls]]
 
*[[Balls]]
*Being Retarded
 
*Having an incredibly annoying voice.
 
 
*His stupid brother, [[Buga]].
 
*His stupid brother, [[Buga]].
*Spying on the bagel.
 
*Shitting Himself
 
*[[The Jonas Brothers]] (He's even had anal sex with Kevin Jonas)
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*Fireballs
 
*Fireballs
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
*[[Froggo]]'s and [[Yoshi]]'s fat selves.
 
*Himself
 
*[[Cunt]]s
 
*[[Money|Capitalism]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Me]]
 
*[[No|All other people.]]
 
*[[Disney]]
 
*[[Mickey Mouse]]
 
*[[Duck Donald]]
 
*[[Donald Duck]]
 
  
 
==Liked By==
 
==Liked By==
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*Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
 
*Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
 
*Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
 
*Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
*Yoshi sued [[Wizardheimer]] for calling Oogtar gay. The talking [[ass|arse]] judge from the Wall is to judge this, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.
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puppet).
*He can't piss,shit or [[cum]] without getting all dizzy and passing out
 
*He has been deported from many countries, notably Japan and the US (both in the '80s).
 
*He goes to a gay bar called "The Manhole".
 
*If someone pats him on the shoulder his arm becomes dislocated.
 
*When he sneezes part of his brain explodes
 
*When he skips his feet blister.
 
*He is so weak that he has to be hold up by strings (like a puppet).
 
 
*He is so frail that his debt increases by [[Over 9000]] [[America|US]] [[Money|dollars]] on a daily basis due to [[medic]]al bills.
 
*He is so frail that his debt increases by [[Over 9000]] [[America|US]] [[Money|dollars]] on a daily basis due to [[medic]]al bills.
 
*He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad.
 
*He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad.
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*Sued [[Wizardheimer]] for calling him gay. The talking [[ass|arse]] judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was [[Phoenix Wright]]. The verdict was "Gay".
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Communists]]
 
[[Category:Communists]]

Revision as of 17:09, 8 December 2009

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Name: Oogtar
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Age: 6
Occupation(s): Student

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Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by the Princess in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi.

Likes

Dislikes

Liked By

  • Is this a joke? Nobody likes him.

Disliked By

Trivia

  • Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
  • No one likes him.
  • Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
  • Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'

puppet).

  • He is so frail that his debt increases by Over 9000 US dollars on a daily basis due to medical bills.
  • He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad.
  • Sued Wizardheimer for calling him gay. The talking arse judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was Phoenix Wright. The verdict was "Gay".