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Coke was created in Atlanta, Georgia, [[USA]], and there is a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it.
 
Coke was created in Atlanta, Georgia, [[USA]], and there is a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it.
  
[[Image:Max-headroom-new-coke2.jpg|frame|right|[[Customer Service|Max Headroom]] advises you to say "Catch the Wave" instead.]]
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[[Image:Max-headroom-new-coke2.jpg|frame|right|[[Max Headroom]] advises you to say "Catch the Wave" instead.]]
  
 
==Liked By==
 
==Liked By==
 
*[[Soda Popinski]]
 
*[[Soda Popinski]]
*[[Customer Service|Max Headroom]] (Is always telling you to "Catch the Wave")
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*[[Max Headroom]] (Is always telling you to "Catch the Wave")
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Bill Cosby]] (Once advertised Coke. Was replaced with [[Customer Service|Max Headroom]])
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*[[Bill Cosby]] (Once advertised Coke. Was replaced with [[Max Headroom]])
 
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*Yumi
 
*Yumi
 
*[[Fat Mario|Fat People]]
 
*[[Fat Mario|Fat People]]
*Grant Hill (Grant Hill Drinks Sprite?! Grant Hill ''Drinks Sprite.'')
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*[[Hank Hill|Grant Hill]] (Grant Hill Drinks Sprite?! Grant Hill ''Drinks Sprite.'')
 
*Nearly Everyone
 
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*[[Mike Tyson]] (Was once seen in a [[Die]]t Pepsi commercial.)
 
*[[Mike Tyson]] (Was once seen in a [[Die]]t Pepsi commercial.)
 
*[[Optimus Prime]] (As seen on the picture below.)
 
*[[Optimus Prime]] (As seen on the picture below.)
[[Image:PepsiConvoy-card.jpg|thumb|left|[[Optimus Prime]] gives Coke the finger.]]
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[[Image:PepsiConvoy-card.jpg|thumb|left|[[Optimus Prime]] [[No|prefers Pepsi]].]]
  
 
==[[Link]]s==
 
==[[Link]]s==
*www.thecoca-colacompany.com/ - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
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*[http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
*www.cocacola.co.jp/ - Official [[Japan]]ese website
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*[http://www.cocacola.co.jp/] - Official [[Japan]]ese website
  
 
[[Category: Food]]
 
[[Category: Food]]

Revision as of 20:53, 19 November 2009

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Coca-Cola is delicious!

Coca-Cola is the one thing, other than Uctions and Magic Drugs, that all true warriors strive for. It has been around since 1886, and can be found all over the world, and literally everywhere on earth. Not only that, but it is the most recognised brand on earth as a result. It is also known for its secret formula, which is top secret (much like the 11 herbs and spices of Kentucky Fried Chicken). The only known ingredient of this formula is Uctions powder. The guys who make Coca-Cola are creators of other soda, including Sprite, which is the ultimate lemon-lime soda around. Seriously though, fuck Mountain Dew, fuck Sierra Mist, and fuck 7-UP!

Coke was created in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, and there is a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it.

Max Headroom advises you to say "Catch the Wave" instead.

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Links

  • [1] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
  • [2] - Official Japanese website