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The '''Demoman'''/Demolitions Man is a [[Africans|black]] [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well. | The '''Demoman'''/Demolitions Man is a [[Africans|black]] [[Scottish]] [[One Eyed Orange Mario|cyclops]] with an [[Bomb|explosion]] fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well. | ||
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*'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it. | *'''Sticky[[bomb]] Launcher''': Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can [[Traps|be detonated remotely]] just by him thinking about it. | ||
*'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE|hard liquor]]. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and [[Sniper|possibly urine]]. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull? | *'''Bottle''': Once held [[BOOZE|hard liquor]]. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and [[Sniper|possibly urine]]. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull? | ||
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Revision as of 12:00, 14 November 2009
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The Demoman is frightened by the sight of a naked Heavy.
Jason Everman giving a naughty stare at the Demoman.
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The Demoman/Demolitions Man is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the Soldier as well.
He's also a self-proclaimed meme for the Chewiki.
Cultural Heritage: Black Scottish cyclops (NO SHITE)
How The Demoman Came To Be
The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on dope one day, so he hired a Scottish Will Smith to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.
Arsenal
- Grenade Launcher: Fires 4 grenades before needing a reload, yet it can hold six at once. That's pretty fucking gay.
- Stickybomb Launcher: Fires up to 8 grenades which stick to surfaces, which then can be detonated remotely just by him thinking about it.
- Bottle: Once held hard liquor. Now only holds the Demoman's tears, and possibly urine. Oh, did I mention he might break it over your skull?
Quotes
- I'm a black Scottish CYCLOPS! THEY GOT MORE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!
- OH CRAP
- OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
- What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?
- So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH WITH A LOAD'O ME OLD BRIMSTONE!
- I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!
- KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
- NEXT TIME YE'LL BLOODY ASK BEFORE STANDING ON MY POINT
- CHEEEEEEEERSS MATE
- AH DONT THINK THEY SAW THAT ONE COMIN'
- HOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAHAAAA
- OH THAT'S SORE
- KA-BLOOOOOOEEYYYYYYY
- MEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
- THAT WIS MAH POINT YE WERE STANDIN' ON
- YA APPEAR TO HAVE TRODDEN ON A MINE!
- THAT HEAVY'S A BLOODY JACKASS!!!
Trivia
- Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike M. Bison.
- Possibly enjoys KFC.
- Also enjoys Bombs.
- Is good friends with Zack.
- Is an African.
- Has had multiple charges of public nudity in the past, until he wore a sticky note with a smiley-face on his crotch.
- His real name is actually "Demonman".
- Stares at things on this site in horror, joy, or for the hell of it.
- Lacks a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse. Everyone else has these, especially the Spy, who enjoys rubbing it in.
- Has advanced knowledge of chemicals and chemistry, though, which he must know in order to properly formulate explosives.
- He also has the same voice actor as The Heavy Weapons Guy.
- Is not to be confused with the Rob Zombie song "Devil Man."
See Also
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The Demoman stares the other way. Notice how his eyepatch changed sides.
