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| − | Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes [[magic drugs]] before every courtroom appearance. He is known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth | + | Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes [[magic drugs]] before every courtroom appearance. He is also known for being secretly gay for [[Miles Edgeworth]]. |
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| + | He has recently been found to be equal to [[Lex Luthor]]. | ||
Cultural Heritage: [[Japan]]ese | Cultural Heritage: [[Japan]]ese | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | When Phoenix Wright was born, his first case was objecting to why he was born, and why he had such a weird haircut. Of course, Phoenix grew up to act extremely suicidal. To suppress these feelings, as well as because they thought he had the talent from when he was born, Phoenix's parents sent him to law school, where he met his future boyfriend in a magenta suit, Miles <s>Prower</s> Edgeworth. In order to be with him, Phoenix studied hard, to make history as the worst lawyer of all time. | + | When Phoenix Wright was born, his first case was objecting to why he was born, and why he had such a weird haircut. Of course, Phoenix grew up to act extremely suicidal. To suppress these feelings, as well as because they thought he had the talent from when he was born, Phoenix's parents sent him to law school, where he met his future boyfriend in a magenta suit, [[Miles Edgeworth|Miles <s>Prower</s> Edgeworth]]. In order to be with him, Phoenix studied hard, to make history as the worst lawyer of all time. |
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
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*[[Magic Drugs]] | *[[Magic Drugs]] | ||
*NOT GUILTY verdicts | *NOT GUILTY verdicts | ||
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*[[Gutsman|He-man]] (his source of [[Magic Drugs]]) | *[[Gutsman|He-man]] (his source of [[Magic Drugs]]) | ||
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*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
| − | *[[Money]] | + | *[[Money]] (which is what all true Lawyers strive [[4|for]].) |
*His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic [[Underwear|panties]] | *His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic [[Underwear|panties]] | ||
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*[[Wario|Von Karma]] | *[[Wario|Von Karma]] | ||
*GUILTY verdicts | *GUILTY verdicts | ||
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*[[Judge Guy from Best Hedgehog|The Judge]] | *[[Judge Guy from Best Hedgehog|The Judge]] | ||
*[[Illegal]] | *[[Illegal]] | ||
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*[[Willy Wonka]] | *[[Willy Wonka]] | ||
*[[Scott]] | *[[Scott]] | ||
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*[[Dracula]] (Stop sucking mah blood, dammit!) | *[[Dracula]] (Stop sucking mah blood, dammit!) | ||
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (He's hard to work with as a client.) | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (He's hard to work with as a client.) | ||
| − | *[[Bowser Jr|Bowser Jr.]] (He anally raped Miles Edgeworth, his butt buddy, in the '80s.) | + | *[[Bowser Jr|Bowser Jr.]] (He anally raped [[Miles Edgeworth]], his butt buddy, in the '80s.) |
*[[Rod Blagojevich]] | *[[Rod Blagojevich]] | ||
| + | *[[Neji]] | ||
*Not being in any of the [[Capcom]] crossover games (expect for the Capcom Vs. [[SNK]] Card Fighter game for the Nintendo DS). | *Not being in any of the [[Capcom]] crossover games (expect for the Capcom Vs. [[SNK]] Card Fighter game for the Nintendo DS). | ||
*That he became a hobo in the fourth game. | *That he became a hobo in the fourth game. | ||
*Being replaced by Apollo in the fourth game. | *Being replaced by Apollo in the fourth game. | ||
*People pissing on hospitality. (HE WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!) | *People pissing on hospitality. (HE WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!) | ||
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== Past Clients == | == Past Clients == | ||
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN!?) | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN!?) | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Miles Edgeworth]] (2 times: the first was in the '80s, when he sued [[Bowser Jr]] for raping Edgeworth; the second time was much later, when Edgeworth was framed for a murder). |
*[[Fox McCloud]] (over his DUI and multiple rapes) | *[[Fox McCloud]] (over his DUI and multiple rapes) | ||
| + | *[[Big Cheese]] (over his impeachment) | ||
*[[Tails]] (over her rape in the '80s) | *[[Tails]] (over her rape in the '80s) | ||
*[[Stone Luigi]] (in the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football) | *[[Stone Luigi]] (in the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football) | ||
*[[Mario]] (same debate, he represented both sides!) | *[[Mario]] (same debate, he represented both sides!) | ||
| − | *[[Ganon]] ([[Gwonam]] sued Ganon, and | + | *[[Ganon]] ([[Gwonam]] sued Ganon, and acted as his lawyer) |
*[[Binky The Clown]] (apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday) | *[[Binky The Clown]] (apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday) | ||
*[[WalrusGuy]] (in an attempt to defeat [[Colgate]]) | *[[WalrusGuy]] (in an attempt to defeat [[Colgate]]) | ||
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==Miscellaneous Stuff== | ==Miscellaneous Stuff== | ||
| − | *In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented evidence that was fake (although Phoenix didn't know this beforehand). The game also shows him with an adopted daughter who is a magician. | + | *In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented evidence that was fake (although Phoenix didn't know this beforehand). |
| + | **The game also shows him with an adopted daughter, who is a magician. | ||
*Phoenix also got screwed over in ''We Love Golf!''; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection! | *Phoenix also got screwed over in ''We Love Golf!''; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection! | ||
| − | *He also got fucked when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes or its international version, ''Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars''. | + | *He also got fucked when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes or its international version, ''Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars''. Infact, one interview by Capcom stated that they tried to make him a playable character (along with Franziska von Karma from the same series) for the Capcom side, but it was tough and they decided [[no]]t to do it in the end, putting in Zero from the [[Mega Man]] series and Frank West from Dead Rising instead (He's covered wars, you know!). They also decided against putting in other characters like Nero from [[Satan|Devil]] [[May]] Cry 4, or even [[M. Bison]] ([[NO]]! [[NO]]!) |
*So, as you can tell, [[Capcom]] hates him, even though Ace Attorney is one of their most successful series. So, yeah. | *So, as you can tell, [[Capcom]] hates him, even though Ace Attorney is one of their most successful series. So, yeah. | ||
*How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses [[Over 9000|over 9,000 tons]] of hair gel. | *How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses [[Over 9000|over 9,000 tons]] of hair gel. | ||
[[Category: Gay Characters]] | [[Category: Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 19:09, 5 November 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes magic drugs before every courtroom appearance. He is also known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth.
He has recently been found to be equal to Lex Luthor.
Cultural Heritage: Japanese
History
When Phoenix Wright was born, his first case was objecting to why he was born, and why he had such a weird haircut. Of course, Phoenix grew up to act extremely suicidal. To suppress these feelings, as well as because they thought he had the talent from when he was born, Phoenix's parents sent him to law school, where he met his future boyfriend in a magenta suit, Miles Prower Edgeworth. In order to be with him, Phoenix studied hard, to make history as the worst lawyer of all time.
Likes
- Yelling "OBJECTION!"
- Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
- The Law
- Magic Drugs
- NOT GUILTY verdicts
- He-man (his source of Magic Drugs)
- Robotnik
- Money (which is what all true Lawyers strive for.)
- His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic panties
Dislikes
- Von Karma
- GUILTY verdicts
- The Judge
- Illegal
- Willy Wonka
- Scott
- Genjuro Kibagami
- Dracula (Stop sucking mah blood, dammit!)
- Heavy Weapons Guy (He's hard to work with as a client.)
- Bowser Jr. (He anally raped Miles Edgeworth, his butt buddy, in the '80s.)
- Rod Blagojevich
- Neji
- Not being in any of the Capcom crossover games (expect for the Capcom Vs. SNK Card Fighter game for the Nintendo DS).
- That he became a hobo in the fourth game.
- Being replaced by Apollo in the fourth game.
- People pissing on hospitality. (HE WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!)
Past Clients
- Heavy Weapons Guy (WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN!?)
- Miles Edgeworth (2 times: the first was in the '80s, when he sued Bowser Jr for raping Edgeworth; the second time was much later, when Edgeworth was framed for a murder).
- Fox McCloud (over his DUI and multiple rapes)
- Big Cheese (over his impeachment)
- Tails (over her rape in the '80s)
- Stone Luigi (in the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football)
- Mario (same debate, he represented both sides!)
- Ganon (Gwonam sued Ganon, and acted as his lawyer)
- Binky The Clown (apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday)
- WalrusGuy (in an attempt to defeat Colgate)
- Leon (In a debate over if his knowledge of beating the BOOLET was real)
- Hitler (He was accused for not paying back the war debts to America.)
- Richard Nixon (he never made it to the courtroom, though, as Nixon resigned.)
- Himself (After his alternate personality ate a bean burrito without paying)
- Neji (I swear, he wasn't using Byakugan to check everyone out!)
- Super Macho Man (Little Mac sued him for the trauma that he caused with his man-boobies)
- Birdo (For both times she was raped).
Miscellaneous Stuff
- In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented evidence that was fake (although Phoenix didn't know this beforehand).
- The game also shows him with an adopted daughter, who is a magician.
- Phoenix also got screwed over in We Love Golf!; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection!
- He also got fucked when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes or its international version, Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars. Infact, one interview by Capcom stated that they tried to make him a playable character (along with Franziska von Karma from the same series) for the Capcom side, but it was tough and they decided not to do it in the end, putting in Zero from the Mega Man series and Frank West from Dead Rising instead (He's covered wars, you know!). They also decided against putting in other characters like Nero from Devil May Cry 4, or even M. Bison (NO! NO!)
- So, as you can tell, Capcom hates him, even though Ace Attorney is one of their most successful series. So, yeah.
- How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses over 9,000 tons of hair gel.
