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*[[No|Behind the bushes.]] | *[[No|Behind the bushes.]] | ||
*In one's basement. | *In one's basement. | ||
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*[[Yes|Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like]] [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee Herman.]] | *[[Yes|Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like]] [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee Herman.]] | ||
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{{VidCaption|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this, then [[you]]'ve been proven to be a person who loves to masturbate.}} | {{VidCaption|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this, then [[you]]'ve been proven to be a person who loves to masturbate.}} | ||
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*[[Mung Daal]] (By [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]].) | *[[Mung Daal]] (By [[Chowder (Character)|Chowder]].) | ||
*[[Tails]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].) | *[[Tails]] (By [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].) | ||
| − | *[[Doc Louis]] (By [[King Hippo]].) { | + | *[[Doc Louis]] (By [[King Hippo]] & [[Aran Ryan]].) {For King Hippo, he ended up being a [[God Luigi|God-like]] entity and blew the king's head off. As for Aran Ryan, well he ended up be[[cum|com]]ing more powerful than before.} |
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Revision as of 17:36, 27 September 2009
Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- At home whenever you`re playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
- Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like Pee-Wee Herman.
People Who Love To Masturbate
- Scratch
- Grounder (As seen in the video on this page.)
- Robotnik (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.)
- Sonic
- Tails
- Birdo
- Chowder
- Feghoot (Three times per day, in fact.)
- Amy Rose
- Most of those who watch any and all porn.
- Zoophiliacs, since real sex with animals is illegal.
- Otakus by both Japanese and American definition.
- Bald Bull (Especially when he's in the tub.)
People Who Get Masturbated On
- Dr. Robotnik (By Sonic the Hedgehog and Scratch.)
- Mung Daal (By Chowder.)
- Tails (By Sonic the Hedgehog.)
- Doc Louis (By King Hippo & Aran Ryan.) {For King Hippo, he ended up being a God-like entity and blew the king's head off. As for Aran Ryan, well he ended up becoming more powerful than before.}
