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| − | + | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | |
After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened. | ||
*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | ||
| − | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]] | + | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. |
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*It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. | ||
*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons. | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons. | ||
Revision as of 05:56, 19 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
He loves DUH LADIES
Likes
- Boobs
- Cum
- Having Sex.
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
Liked by
Disliked by
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off later.
- Was once raped by Professor Ivy.
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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
