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Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to Japanese and Americans (the rest of the world don't think so). It's been indefinently doing better than [[SEGA]]...    [[Image: 150px-Nintendo.svg.png|thumb|*Coin sound*]]
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Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to Japanese, Americans, Koreans (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the Chinese (to the point of piracy, in fact), and the Taiwanese (Europeans disagree, but they are pompous jerks that hate [[Japan]] and [[America]] anyway). It's been indefinently doing better than [[SEGA]]...    [[Image: 150px-Nintendo.svg.png|thumb|*Coin sound*]]
  
Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards. Doesn't it seem strange that a company that used to make cards suddenly go out and make video games and video gaming consoles?
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Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards.
  
Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid 80s, they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as [[Capcom]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Konami]], Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even [[Tekken|Namco]].) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console. Another is that their lead in shovelware such as Brain Training: Train [[You]]r Brain In Minutes A Day!, Nintendogs and other Touch Generations titles encouraged the likes of Ubisoft, Desing Software Inc., Data Design Interactive, and others to join in making junk with gems such as M&M's Racing (APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER!!!!!!), Ninjabread Man and the Imagine line... One other type of shady business is that they didn't make Donkey Kong (some unspellable company made it and Nintendo stole the code to make Donkey Kong Jr. - true fact) or even a majority of their own games, a sweatshop known as Tose did their dirty work...
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Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid 80s, they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as [[Capcom]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Konami]], Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even [[Tekken|Namco]].) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console.
  
 
Then again they did make Super Mario Bros. 3 and Punch-Out!!, so yeah....
 
Then again they did make Super Mario Bros. 3 and Punch-Out!!, so yeah....
  
Oh, and they also recently announced that all three of the Metroid Prime games (Which, again, wasn't made by Nintendo themselves, but by a strange company called Retro Studios Inc., which used to be Iguana Entertainment, who used to work for Acclaim. (However, Nintendo did make the rest of the Metroid series.)) will be able to fit on one disc for the [[Wii]]. This recently announced game will be called Metroid Prime Trilogy. [[The Orange Box|Gee, doesn't that sound familiar?!]]
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Oh, and they also recently announced that all three of the Metroid Prime games will be able to fit on one disc for the [[Wii]]. This recently announced game will be called Metroid Prime Trilogy.
  
 
==Games Made/Published By Nintendo==
 
==Games Made/Published By Nintendo==
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*Donkey Kong (despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rare)
 
*Donkey Kong (despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rare)
 
*Super Smash Bros.
 
*Super Smash Bros.
*Professor Layton
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*[[Professor Layton]]
*F-Zero
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*[[Captain Falcon|F-Zero]]
*Star Fox
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*[[Fox McCloud|Star Fox]]
 
*Game and Watch series
 
*Game and Watch series
 
*Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak ([[Homestar|seriously]], they made this)
 
*Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak ([[Homestar|seriously]], they made this)

Revision as of 11:22, 5 August 2009

Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to Japanese, Americans, Koreans (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the Chinese (to the point of piracy, in fact), and the Taiwanese (Europeans disagree, but they are pompous jerks that hate Japan and America anyway). It's been indefinently doing better than SEGA...

*Coin sound*

Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards.

Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid 80s, they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as Capcom, Konami, Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even Namco.) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console.

Then again they did make Super Mario Bros. 3 and Punch-Out!!, so yeah....

Oh, and they also recently announced that all three of the Metroid Prime games will be able to fit on one disc for the Wii. This recently announced game will be called Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Games Made/Published By Nintendo

  • Super Mario Bros.
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • Metroid
  • Kirby
  • Pokémon
  • Elite Beat Agents
  • Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
  • Rhythm Heaven
  • Fire Emblem
  • Earthbound/Mother
  • Nintendogs
  • Brain Age
  • Wii Sports/Resort/Music/Fit/Play/Chess
  • Big Brain Academy
  • Punch-Out!!
  • The Legendary Starfy
  • Donkey Kong (despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rare)
  • Super Smash Bros.
  • Professor Layton
  • F-Zero
  • Star Fox
  • Game and Watch series
  • Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (seriously, they made this)
  • Mickey and Donald (this too)
  • Chibi-Robo
  • Trace Memory
  • Animal Crossing