Difference between revisions of "Brock"

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A former gym leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.

After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.

Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps.
Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
Was replaced by a loser named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off later.
Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.

Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.

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-A former gym leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]].
+A former gym leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]]
 After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]]
-His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]]
 ==Likes==