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A former gym leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. | A former gym leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. | ||
After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] | ||
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| + | His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened. | *Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened. | ||
*It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. | ||
| − | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls. | + | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons. |
| + | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | ||
*Was replaced by a loser named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off later. | *Was replaced by a loser named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off later. | ||
*Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it. | *Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it. | ||
Revision as of 02:10, 10 July 2009
This article is filed under Characters.A former gym leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
He loves DUH LADIES
His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
Likes
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
Liked by
Disliked by
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps.
- Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a loser named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be killed off later.
- Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
