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| − | Willy Wonka is a [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[ | + | Willy Wonka is a [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]]. |
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Revision as of 15:29, 7 July 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Willy Wonka is a pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice.
Likes
- Sex With Children.
- Candy
- Child Pornography
- Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
- Wonking his willy.
- Yelling out "You Get Nothing!" and "You Lose!" to random people.
Dislikes
- Lex Luthor (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
- Gum
- Sonic (says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile)
- Xavier
- Xavier: Renegade Angel
- Woody (His mission is to kill Buzz Lightyear, and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
- Oompa Loompa Unions
- Heaven
- Jesus Christ
- Rick Astley
Liked By
Disliked By
- Lex Luthor
- The King
- Phoenix Wright
- Hershey's
- Reese's
- Rick Astley
- The Money you could be saving with GEICO
