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*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.) | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.) | ||
*Jackie Chan | *Jackie Chan | ||
| + | *[[Phil Harnage]] | ||
*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.") | *[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.") | ||
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]) | *[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]) | ||
Revision as of 10:52, 27 June 2009
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.
Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
- Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
- Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
- They might have killed off elmullet.
Chosen Weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
- Mario
- Fat Mario
- Mr. X
- Tap Tap
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Megatron
- Q
- Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
- Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
- Jackie Chan
- Phil Harnage
- Toad (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
- Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
- The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
- Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
- Michael Jackson
