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Hitler is one of the nicest (read: crazy) men who ever lived. He was a fan of Rod Stewart, and a member of the [[Nazi|The Nazi Party]]. Contrary to what is popularly thought, he was not a vegetarian but instead subsisted on a diet of raw octorocks, pebble peas, and pig iron. Oh yeah, and he tried to exterminate all the Jews in Europe. He was also [[Oogtar|butt-buddies]] with both [[Fat Mario|Benito Mussolini]] and [[Kaz Hirai|Hideki Tojo]], and used to have 3-way gay sex with them (Mussolini used to be on the bottom, Hitler in the middle [though [[The Electric Cheese|Neville Chamberlain]] was under him one time in 1938], and Tojo on top).
 
Hitler is one of the nicest (read: crazy) men who ever lived. He was a fan of Rod Stewart, and a member of the [[Nazi|The Nazi Party]]. Contrary to what is popularly thought, he was not a vegetarian but instead subsisted on a diet of raw octorocks, pebble peas, and pig iron. Oh yeah, and he tried to exterminate all the Jews in Europe. He was also [[Oogtar|butt-buddies]] with both [[Fat Mario|Benito Mussolini]] and [[Kaz Hirai|Hideki Tojo]], and used to have 3-way gay sex with them (Mussolini used to be on the bottom, Hitler in the middle [though [[The Electric Cheese|Neville Chamberlain]] was under him one time in 1938], and Tojo on top).
  
== Hitler in Popular culture ==
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== Hitler In Popular culture ==
  
 
Hitler has been used in poops many times, mainly by [[MrDrunkenFox]] (who is believed to be a [[Nazi]]). However, he has appeared in various other poops by various other folks, and even got a guest appearence on Sesame Street as well as having the UrinatingTree/Fat Mann Judgeth wanting his autograph.  His arch nemesis is [[CaptainFleaSam]] and his right hand man is a Nazi Hawk that he calls Von Vulture.
 
Hitler has been used in poops many times, mainly by [[MrDrunkenFox]] (who is believed to be a [[Nazi]]). However, he has appeared in various other poops by various other folks, and even got a guest appearence on Sesame Street as well as having the UrinatingTree/Fat Mann Judgeth wanting his autograph.  His arch nemesis is [[CaptainFleaSam]] and his right hand man is a Nazi Hawk that he calls Von Vulture.
Nowadays his true nemesis has been confirmed, [[Steely Phil]] who defeated him and another, stronger form of Hitler called Adolf Hitlarrrgh. He and Adolf Hitler were also in a comic book together called "[[Superman|Superman: At Earth's End]]", where they tried to clone [[Batman]] and take over the world, but failed. They also correct Superman by saying "Of Course! Don't [[you]] k[[no]]w anything about science?". Apparently, one time, he also transformed into a [[Goku|Super Saiyan]] to try and defeat [[Goku]]. Unfortunently for him, he died when he found out that his enemy could transform into three different types of Super Saiyans. Oh, he and his country also hosted the 1936 Olympics.
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Nowadays his true nemesis has been confirmed, [[Steely Phil]] who defeated him and another, stronger form of Hitler called Adolf Hitlarrrgh. He and Adolf Hitler were also in a comic book together called "[[Superman|Superman: At Earth's End]]", where they tried to clone [[Batman]] and take over the world, but failed. They also correct Superman by saying "Of Course! Don't [[you]] k[[no]]w anything about science?". He has many types of history segments on the History Channel. Him and the [[Nazis]] are considered by many to be the human incarnations of [[Anti-Uctions|the Devil.]] Apparently, one time, he also transformed into a [[Goku|Super Saiyan]] to try and defeat [[Goku]]. Unfortunently for him, he died when he found out that his enemy could transform into three different types of Super Saiyans. Oh, he and his country also hosted the 1936 Olympics.
 
[[Image:Stalinmeinboi.JPG.jpg|thumb|The Hitler of Hyrule]]
 
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==Seen As A Role Model For:==
 
==Seen As A Role Model For:==
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*[[Temeku]]
 
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*[[Cheatsy Koopa|Larry Koopa]]
 
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[[Image: Nazi.jpg|thumb|Zieg Heil!]]
 
[[Image: Nazi.jpg|thumb|Zieg Heil!]]
[[Image: Raphpunchinghtler.png‎|left|[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] doing what people should've done to him when he was leader.]]
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
Well, at least I haven't caused has much pain and suffering as [[Smirking Bitch]]
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Well, at least I haven't caused has much pain and suffering as [[Smirking Bitch]].
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[[Image: Raphpunchinghtler.png‎|left|[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] doing what people should've done to him when he was leader.]]
  
 
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If you want mah bodi, and you think I'm sexy... -Hitler's favorite song

Hitler is one of the nicest (read: crazy) men who ever lived. He was a fan of Rod Stewart, and a member of the The Nazi Party. Contrary to what is popularly thought, he was not a vegetarian but instead subsisted on a diet of raw octorocks, pebble peas, and pig iron. Oh yeah, and he tried to exterminate all the Jews in Europe. He was also butt-buddies with both Benito Mussolini and Hideki Tojo, and used to have 3-way gay sex with them (Mussolini used to be on the bottom, Hitler in the middle [though Neville Chamberlain was under him one time in 1938], and Tojo on top).

Hitler In Popular culture

Hitler has been used in poops many times, mainly by MrDrunkenFox (who is believed to be a Nazi). However, he has appeared in various other poops by various other folks, and even got a guest appearence on Sesame Street as well as having the UrinatingTree/Fat Mann Judgeth wanting his autograph. His arch nemesis is CaptainFleaSam and his right hand man is a Nazi Hawk that he calls Von Vulture. Nowadays his true nemesis has been confirmed, Steely Phil who defeated him and another, stronger form of Hitler called Adolf Hitlarrrgh. He and Adolf Hitler were also in a comic book together called "Superman: At Earth's End", where they tried to clone Batman and take over the world, but failed. They also correct Superman by saying "Of Course! Don't you know anything about science?". He has many types of history segments on the History Channel. Him and the Nazis are considered by many to be the human incarnations of the Devil. Apparently, one time, he also transformed into a Super Saiyan to try and defeat Goku. Unfortunently for him, he died when he found out that his enemy could transform into three different types of Super Saiyans. Oh, he and his country also hosted the 1936 Olympics.

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The Hitler of Hyrule
Heil Der Furher!

Seen As A Role Model For:

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Zieg Heil!

Quotes

Well, at least I haven't caused has much pain and suffering as Smirking Bitch.

Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doing what people should've done to him when he was leader.