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The ape we all know and love is in fact Donkey Kong Jr. He first appeared rescuing his father from [[Mario]]. He persued his own career as a teacher while his papa got smacked again. | The ape we all know and love is in fact Donkey Kong Jr. He first appeared rescuing his father from [[Mario]]. He persued his own career as a teacher while his papa got smacked again. | ||
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Jr. soon grew up in 1994 with Donkey Kong Country. The original Kong was now old and wrinkly, and is married (though that wasn't found out until DKC2). But what Jr. didn't realize was that [[King K. Rool]], the supposed villain of the trilogy, happens to be in Cranky Kong's ropes. Nobody knew that until some people played the sequel and the sequel after that. | Jr. soon grew up in 1994 with Donkey Kong Country. The original Kong was now old and wrinkly, and is married (though that wasn't found out until DKC2). But what Jr. didn't realize was that [[King K. Rool]], the supposed villain of the trilogy, happens to be in Cranky Kong's ropes. Nobody knew that until some people played the sequel and the sequel after that. | ||
Revision as of 16:34, 9 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Donkey Kong is one of the first video game characters to ever appear on a Nintendo game. He was originally a bad guy, but that was really Cranky Kong.
His Part in Youtube Poop
Donkey Kong starred in his own TV series with the same name as his first SNES game, Donkey Kong Country. This show is commonly used as a source by some, like Cortes.
The Fake DK
The ape we all know and love is in fact Donkey Kong Jr. He first appeared rescuing his father from Mario. He persued his own career as a teacher while his papa got smacked again.
Jr. soon grew up in 1994 with Donkey Kong Country. The original Kong was now old and wrinkly, and is married (though that wasn't found out until DKC2). But what Jr. didn't realize was that King K. Rool, the supposed villain of the trilogy, happens to be in Cranky Kong's ropes. Nobody knew that until some people played the sequel and the sequel after that.
Family Lines
Candy Kong: Girlfriend of Donkey Kong
Chunky Kong: Kiddy Kong's Brother
Diddy Kong: Nephew of Donkey Kong (Little Buddy)
Dixie Kong: Girlfriend of Diddy Kong (Little Buddy's Fuck Buddy)
Lanky Kong: Relative to the Manky Kongs
Kiddy Kong: Chunky Kong's Brother
Tiny Kong: Sister of Dixie Kong
Trivia
- He likes the Banana Cream Pie. (BarnabasB proved it.)
- NintyScreen approves of him.
- SnakeManEXE, however, does not approve of DK, or this article.
- He sometimes is seen as a rapper, as well as some sort of a strange engrish type thing with King K. Rool. (Who wants no news, no calls, and no tyranny until tomorrow.)
- Said that he had AIDS once.
- He also said that he's got two cokes, but Diddy Kong's slick with that.
- He was once the main guy that was being sued by Universal Studios for simply having a name that was similar to the name King Kong. Donkey Kong would eventually win this case, and would then stay with Nintendo with all the bananas that he could eat until he decided to retire. (Wait, What? He didn't retire, stupid.)
- HE'S THE FUCKING FINAL BOSS IN FUCKING PUNCH OUT!! FOR THE FUCKING NINTENDO FUCKING WII!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HE FUCKING DOING THERE???
- ^ HE'S BEATING YOUR ASS, THAT'S WHAT
