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*Bombs are often seen, in one form or another, in [[War]]s
 
*Bombs are often seen, in one form or another, in [[War]]s
 
*Bombs are awesome, especially to [[Yoshi|pyromaniacs]]
 
*Bombs are awesome, especially to [[Yoshi|pyromaniacs]]
 
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*[[Morshu]] sells bombs. He can't give credit for them, though (cash only).
 
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Revision as of 21:27, 30 May 2009

The typical bomb you likely know is a rather primitive type of explosive generally involving gunpowder and a fuse, all together inside a shell. You can generally buy them at your local Bazarr or black market, assuming you live in a medieval fantasyland and have obtained enough of the local currency to purchase said bombs.

The classic bomb, clearly marked, "BOMB".

Types of bombs

Thanks to advances in military technology, many new bombs have been created in the past centuries for ease of use and greater firepower.

  • Grenades - The fuse is lit by pulling the pin, which then you're supposed to throw.
  • Pipe - Similar to grenades, though more crude. And made with pipes too, apparently.
  • Mines - Buried underground, the explosive is triggered by pressure.
  • C4 - Commonly used by Counterstrike players, but oftentimes all they need to blow up is some open area, which is pretty pointless.
  • Bombchus - Exclusive to medieval fantasylands, these bombs crawl along the surface before detonating.
  • Bob-ombs - Living creatures that can light their own fuses and commit suicide in an attempt to harm obese plumbers.
  • Atom - A very powerful bomb in which the explosive force is created by the splitting of an element (Often enriched Uranium, Hydrogen or Plutonium). The United States holds the most of these, and works hard to make sure no other country gets the wrong idea.

Trivia

  • Bombs are often seen, in one form or another, in Wars
  • Bombs are awesome, especially to pyromaniacs
  • Morshu sells bombs. He can't give credit for them, though (cash only).