Difference between revisions of "Bowser Jr."

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Bowser Jr. is Bowser's gay annoying child who has dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad doesn't disapprove of this.

Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.

Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that Roy could possibly be his father.

Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986, when he was trapped in the '80s. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.

Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.

Committed suicide in Los Angeles in 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact.

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Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton (and thats just because Morton suffers from autism), and Larry.

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 == Legal Issues==
-Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that Roy could possibly be his father.
+*Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that [[Roy Koopa|Roy]] could possibly be his father.
+*Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986, when he was trapped in the '80s. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
+*Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued.
+*Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a 3rd rest-area restroom in 1988.
+*Committed suicide in Los Angeles in 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact.
 == First Seen ==