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== Legal Issues== | == Legal Issues== | ||
− | Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that Roy could possibly be his father. | + | *Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that [[Roy Koopa|Roy]] could possibly be his father. |
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+ | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986, when he was trapped in the '80s. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | ||
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+ | *Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued. | ||
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+ | *Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a 3rd rest-area restroom in 1988. | ||
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+ | *Committed suicide in Los Angeles in 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact. | ||
== First Seen == | == First Seen == |
Revision as of 19:41, 15 April 2009
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Bowser Jr. is Bowser's gay annoying child who has dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad doesn't disapprove of this.
![](/w/images/5/57/TheJr.jpg)
Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.
Legal Issues
- Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that Roy could possibly be his father.
- Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986, when he was trapped in the '80s. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
- Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.
- Committed suicide in Los Angeles in 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact.
First Seen
First used by
Likes
- Sexually harrasing people.
- Mama Luigi
- Penises
- Chad Warden