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Revision as of 02:22, 20 December 2008

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This is what a Hogasm looks like.

Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's is the most sexually attractive beings on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous.

Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.

Hogasm

Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejacuation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejactualtion is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care.

Trivia

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  • He stars in a cartoon.
  • Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
  • He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.

Likes

  • Saying brotha
  • Yellow/Red uniforms
  • Wrestling

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Dislikes

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Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.
  • Animal cruelty
  • Vince McMahon
  • "Macho Man" Randy Savage

Hulkamaniacs

People Infected By The Hulk Hogan Penis Grill