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| − | [[Image:Hogasmsig.gif|thumb| This is | + | [[Image:Hogasmsig.gif|thumb| This is what a Hogasm looks like.]] |
| − | Hulk Hogan is a dangerous | + | Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's is the most sexually attractive beings on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous. |
| − | [[No|Recently | + | [[No|Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse]]. |
==Hogasm== | ==Hogasm== | ||
| − | Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth- | + | Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejacuation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejactualtion is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. |
| + | Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He stars in a cartoon. | *He stars in a cartoon. | ||
*Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches. | *Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches. | ||
| − | *He is | + | *He is the '''ONLY''' person who could battle [[Brock Samson]] and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*Saying brotha | *Saying brotha | ||
*Yellow/Red uniforms | *Yellow/Red uniforms | ||
| − | * | + | *Wrestling |
{{vid|cgeUD99185s}} | {{vid|cgeUD99185s}} | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | [[Image:Hoganarg.jpg|thumb| Hogan, shocked at | + | [[Image:Hoganarg.jpg|thumb| Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.]] |
*Animal cruelty | *Animal cruelty | ||
*Vince McMahon | *Vince McMahon | ||
| − | *Macho | + | *"Macho Man" Randy Savage |
| − | == | + | ==Hulkamaniacs== |
* [[Connerhawke]] | * [[Connerhawke]] | ||
| − | ==People Infected By The | + | ==People Infected By The Hulk Hogan Penis Grill== |
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] | ||
*[[George Foreman]] | *[[George Foreman]] | ||
Revision as of 01:17, 26 July 2008
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Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's is the most sexually attractive beings on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejacuation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejactualtion is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
{{#ev:youtube|cEH7jTdxP_8|320}}
- He stars in a cartoon.
- Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.
Likes
- Saying brotha
- Yellow/Red uniforms
- Wrestling
{{#ev:youtube|cgeUD99185s|320}}
Dislikes
- Animal cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Hulkamaniacs
People Infected By The Hulk Hogan Penis Grill
- Violent J
- George Foreman
- Dethklok
- Phil Collins
- Bono
- John Cena (R.I.P.)
- ApolloBoy
- KittyGabyIMEANGOAT
- HARD GAY
- Blightcopy
- Hirohiko Araki
- Bill Cosby
