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Have you ever heard a rabbit snore?

RabbitSnore is an overly sentimental, sarcastic, fiendishly poetic, and dickish fellow with a penchant for sticking his nose in whatever business catches his fancy, which is quite a lot of business. He is a fairly well-known pooper with over 100 videos to his name, many of which are tennis poops.

In brief

RabbitSnore is the sound a rabbit makes while asleep.

History

RabbitSnore learned about poop from Thereisnospork303, while over his house. It was love at first site. RabbitSnore took poop to dinner that evening and made love to it until sunrise.

Early History

From the age of only five, RabbitSnore was trained to be an elite operator by US-SOCOM. Graduating at the top of his class from Sniper School, he was awarded the codename RabbitSnore, and given his own command from an early age.

He would befriend and frequently work with Sgt. Maj. McCrash2991, a senior and skilled intelligence officer who would go on to provide operational support for RabbitSnore's black ops. When RabbitSnore was ordered to infiltrate a hidden fortress in southern Brazil, the sergeant major provided the maps and personnel data for the operation. They worked together on other similar solo operations in which RabbitSnore required precise information for stealth infiltration and escape.

Later, RabbitSnore would join the crack Battle Mech-trained unit The Incredible Laser Sword.


First poop seen

MAMA LUIGI IS A NUCLEAR WEAPON

Unknown

First poop made

Otacon's Emo Adventure (a piece of shit, actually.)

Style

Preferred Sources

  • Metal Gear Solid
  • Sonic Anime
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Star Wars
  • Gameplay Footage
  • Lots of other stuff

Preferred Methods

  • Juxtaposition
  • Layering
  • Visual Warping
  • Minimal Sentence Mixing
  • Loops
  • Reversals
  • Excessive Layering
  • Excessive Sentimentality
  • Standard two-man sniping from the seated position, with a Dragonov SVD

Prefered Tech

  • Adobe Premiere Pro CS3
  • The GIMP (for still images)
  • M1911 or custom cloned version, with suppressor and combat light
  • Sony Vegas (rarely used)
  • M4 CQB with SOPMOD


Dislikes

  • CDi most of the time.
  • Flash augmentations, a cheap addition that lacks the qualities of true poop.
  • Too much sentence mixing
  • On-site procurement

Reception

RabbitSnore was received much like a railroad spike driven through an innocent child's foot, if that answers your question.

Criticism

RabbitSnore is often described as a piece of smoldering shit, sitting on your front porch, waiting to be stepped on.

His earlier work was more comical and much lazier than his later work, so that has received legitimate criticism.


Achievements

  • Rabbit was hailed by Conrad Slater as the "master of Poop Tennis." Several others have called him "The King of Tennis" and other endearing titles about Poop Tennis. RabbitSnore prefers to be called RabbitSnore.
  • He played in and helped organize the first Poop Tennis League. He came in second place with six points. In the second, much larger League, he played and managed again, this time coming in second place in his division after many matches described frequently as "epic."
  • He wrote several Poop Tennis Reviews, before going on temporary hiatus to move onto pooper interviews.
  • One of his proudest moments was playing a nine-round Tennis match with Conrad Slater. This was one of the most challenging and extreme matches for him.
  • RabbitSnore is a martial arts expert. He destroyed Metal Gear 1 and is now operations leader for Operation 747.


Associates

In Real Life

  • Thereisnospork303 - Friend from way the hell back in elementary school.
  • Black_Puffin - Brother
  • SquirrelsTwitch - Friend


Online

Influences

  • Herman Melville, for his brilliant contributions to Poop


Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • RabbitSnore is a not actually a rabbit. He is in fact the snore of a rabbit, not the actual rabbit.
  • RabbitSnore does not have a caecum and therefore does not eat his own feces. He would not mind having one though, since it sounds like it could be interesting.
  • Only a handful of poopers know RabbitSnore's "real name." Conrad Slater certainly does, from all the times Rabbit has emailed him. Thereisnospork303 also knows for obvious reasons. Most of the moderation team of the forum knows his name, at least his first name.
  • He is the editor-in-chief of the YouChewPoop news page.
  • He moderates and administrates the forum.
  • He's a whole other game from Liquid.

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