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| + | {{VidCaption|KgGhsBphDyU|Link complains of a burning sensation}} | ||
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| + | [[Image:End_005_1_0001.jpg|thumb|I Won]] | ||
| + | [[Image:1175742037099.png|thumb|Link in his latest game.]] | ||
[[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]] | [[Image:BLEW!!!.jpg|thumb|link throwing up]] | ||
| + | [[image:linkthe_saiyan.gif|thumb|150px|right|[[Saiyan Link]].]] | ||
| + | [[image:Fat_link.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Fat Link]].]] | ||
Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Fat Mario]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won. | Link is a civilian of [[Hyrule]]. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the [[King of Hyrule|King]] himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the [[It is written|Scripture of Utter Bullcrap]], is the only person who can defeat [[Ganon]]. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. [[King Harkinian|The King]], [[Mario]], and [[Fat Mario]] along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won. | ||
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai. | Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai. | ||
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Cultural Heritage: Denmark | Cultural Heritage: Denmark | ||
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==Sexual Orientation== | ==Sexual Orientation== | ||
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==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. | Link is a master swordsman and great at burning [[George The Volcano]] and [[Hyrule]]. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat. | ||
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==Gay Link== | ==Gay Link== | ||
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]]. | The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]]. | ||
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==Racist Link== | ==Racist Link== | ||
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==Fight with the King== | ==Fight with the King== | ||
| − | It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) {{ | + | It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) |
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| + | {{VidCaption|F9SmC3jsMvk|Link fights with the king}} | ||
==Possesions== | ==Possesions== | ||
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*The Delilah Show | *The Delilah Show | ||
*[[Ronald McDonald]] | *[[Ronald McDonald]] | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Link is part Saiyan. | *Link is part Saiyan. | ||
*Link used to be fat, but he went on [[The Biggest Loser]] and lost all the weight. | *Link used to be fat, but he went on [[The Biggest Loser]] and lost all the weight. | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|I won!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|Geee! It sure is boring around here!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|Great! (several times)}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|What are all those Heads?}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|How about a kiss for luck?}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|I guess i better get going!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|GET OVER HERE!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|What the f*** is that s***?!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|I'll get my stuff!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|[[Excuse me, Princess!]]}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|oh BOI}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb the king!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|Stuff!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[4|for]] [[Ganon]]!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Link|Oh my God, they killed [[Zelda]]!}} | |
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
Revision as of 12:02, 8 June 2008
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]Template:CharInlineTemplate:AidsInline
Link is a civilian of Hyrule. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the King himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullcrap, is the only person who can defeat Ganon. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. The King, Mario, and Fat Mario along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai. Cultural Heritage: Denmark
Sexual Orientation
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with Gwonam at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with Zelda, Impa, and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.
Diet
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an Octorok.
Skills
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning George The Volcano and Hyrule. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.
Gay Link
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, Gwonam and Nobita. There's a rumor that he flirted with Dorami.
Racist Link
Dr. Rabbit says Link painted africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.
Fight with the King
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a Vegeta-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill George the Volcano used his Volvic Revive to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)
Possesions
- His sword
- Bombs
- A lightsaber
- Lotsa guns
Likes
Dislikes
- Doraemon
- The Delilah Show
- Ronald McDonald
Trivia
- Link is part Saiyan.
- Link used to be fat, but he went on The Biggest Loser and lost all the weight.
- Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
Memorable Quotes
Link I won!
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Link Geee! It sure is boring around here!
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Link Great! (several times)
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Link What are all those Heads?
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Link How about a kiss for luck?
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Link I guess i better get going!
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Link GET OVER HERE!
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Link Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok
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Link What the f*** is that s***?!
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Link MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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Link I'll get my stuff!
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Link
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Link oh BOI
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Link I can't wait to bomb the king!
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Link Stuff!
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Link I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
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Link Oh my God, they killed Zelda!
