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| − | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard laid and hatched by [[Mama Luigi]] as a result of a [[AIDS|complete accident]]. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] | + | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard or dinosaur laid and hatched by [[Mama Luigi]] as a result of a [[AIDS|complete accident]]. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] |
==Diet== | ==Diet== | ||
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]] & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist form]] | Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]] & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist form]] | ||
Revision as of 20:34, 7 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Yoshi is a green fat lizard or dinosaur laid and hatched by Mama Luigi as a result of a complete accident. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet.
Diet
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.
Likes
- Balls
- Mama Luigi
- Fire balls
- Caterpillars
- Eating
- Getting Fat
- To Do the ho thing
- Bed time stories
- Treats
- Dinner
Fears
While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things.
- Running out of Food
- Water
- Fish
- Bullet Bills
- Ms. Filkins
- Being Eaten
- Diarrhea
- Ganon
- Koopa Wizards
- Football
- Froggo's even BIGGER appetite.
- Gay Luigi
- Shit
- Meatman
Quotes
- "Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!"
- "Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!"
- "Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!"
- "BURRRRP!"
- "Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!"
- "Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?"
- "GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!"
- "Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!"
