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<div class="toc" style="background: #39f; color: #fff;">[[Image:CharNice.jpg]] This Youtube Pooper is so fucking crazy that he might as well be some kind of character in an adult-oriented sitcom, so he's going under '''[[Characters]]'''.</div><includeonly>[[Category:Characters]]</includeonly>
 
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|1stmade=What Is Two+Infinity?
 
|year=07
 
|year=07
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|sources=Pretty much anything
 
|methods=Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape
 
|methods=Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape
 
|tech=Sony Vegas 7
 
|tech=Sony Vegas 7
|realname=Zachary Brian "Z-Dog/Rabbit" Pietsch
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|realname=Zachary Brian Pietsch
 
|sex=Male
 
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|nationality=USA
 
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=Before Youchew=
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===Short Recap of History===
I mostly browsed and used random forums such as starmen.net, smwcentral.net and tv.com (all of which I ended up making horrible names for myself in), played old games illegally via ROMS (of course!) and generally acted like a typical oblivious idiot teen. My username was primarily 'zach033094' at the time, but I occasionally used the 'zacheatscrackers' alias, which my sister helped me coin.
 
  
After discovering YouTube Poops sometime in June 2007 and watching a bunch of them, I inevitably began making my own in August 17th 2007, starting with 'What Is Two+Infinity?', a simple Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog poop. They (especially my first one) sucked, but that's a given; however, they were fairly well-received, to my surprise. I kept making them since the early success of my first and was only motivated to make more as my popularity rose. I discovered YouChewPoop (now simply YouChew, and at the time (I believe) Youtubepoop.com) sometime during my career. I was initially reluctant to post, let alone make an account, due to the general behavior, but I still lurked for months starting around when the place was created and was intrigued at the general conversations nonetheless despite being too stricken by anxiety to join (it was partially difficult for me to simply jump into a new community due to my bad history with other forums). Despite not being pre-invited by Conrad like many other poopers, however, I eventually joined sometime in November 2007 as 'zach033094'. However, anxiety once again took over and I was too reluctant to post. My account was terminated due to lack of use. After some consideration, I officially joined in January 4th, 2008, this time as 'zacheatscrackers', which would become my most popular alias not just on YouChew, but the internet in general.
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'''NOTE:''' Due to numerous rewrites/edits that I've deemed unnecessary, I've decided to shorten/redo this article drastically so it only contains the really important stuff.
  
And both my internet life and real life (to some extent) were changed forever.
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Zacheatscrackers (that's me) is a well-known YouTube Pooper and YouChew veteran, who's also an on-off RPG Maker game creator, drawer, frequent gamer/occasional commentator in his spare time, former MUGEN fanatic (though I still play every now and then) and an overall crazy, crazy-ass dude. He started off on the internet as zach033094 on several forums, ranging from Starmen.net to TV.com before eventually heading onto YouTube, making an account, and watching everything from old cartoons to anime, and making several MUGEN videos. Then I came across my first YTP, which was created by AlThePorcupine. After laughing super-hard at it, I decided to load up WMM and make my first (inevitably absolutely horrible) poop, which was (also inevitably) extremely poorly received. But I continued nonetheless until I regressed back into MUGEN.
  
==Early Days at YouChewPoop (intended to join in November 2007, but ended up joining in early January 2008)==
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Then I noticed YouChew (youtubepoop.com at the time) during November 2007. I created an account, using my zach033094, but never got around to using it due to anxiety. Conrad eventually deleted it (as he was the head admin at the time), but I officially joined on January 2008, this time as zacheatscrackers, which would go on to be my main alias for the rest of my e-life. I went back to making poops (my first official one being What Is Two+Infinity?), which received poor reception, similar to my early days. After much practice in EditStudio, I eventually made an extremely fast-paced [[AoSTH]] poop. It was met with critical acclaim, especially in comparison to my other works, and differed greatly in style. My works were well-received since.
  
My poops, to my horror, were received very negatively at first. But I know everyone simply wanted to help better my skills deep down despite their mob-mentalities, so I took their advices and my pooping reception greatly increased positively. As far as pooping goes, I became one of the most well known and respected poopers of all time, many of my videos garnering nearly 1000-ish views with at least 10-20 comments per video and many likes. I was seen as everything from a 'Master Ear Rapist' to a 'Master Stutter-creator'.
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However, my first year was awry regardless of the high quality of my poops, as I got into many fights with pretty much the entire community. I eventually left in April 2009 and made my return in June of the same year. Ever since, I've been an on-off member of the community (mostly on until 2011, along with several breaks in 2012 and 2013) and one of the most well-loved to boot. Many have considered me to be, at some points, the epitome of YouChew and the fun within it. While it's debatable whether I still hold that status, there's no denying that I'm still one of the most popular YouChewers to have ever registered.
  
My forum reception, however, was very bleak during my first year; despite my superb pooping prowess and wide knowledge of many pooping techniques, I was practically an outcast when it came to trying to start conversation in and out of the forums due to my rebellious and often heavily antagonistic/complainy behavior. Finally, I intentionally got myself banned like a complete retard sometime in April 2009, and remained banned for two months. I also intentionally closed my 'zacheatscrackers' account as a big 'Fuck You' to basically everyone.
 
  
=After YouChewPoop=
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[[File:Loli.png‎|thumb|right|'grl' avatars would be the kind of avatars I'd commonly use sometime during my YouChew years. I eventually grew out of it and usually used Marvel/wrestling avatars afterwards]]
 
 
I remained socially awkward and heavily criticized for my behavior even after leaving YouChewPoop; all forums I went to were still skeptical of me and I was constantly berated in the YTP TF2 server. People even went as far as to make a Steam hate group based off me and write it off as a "joke". This only further infuriated me as I became increasingly less trustful of people and even considered ceasing internet use for good.
 
 
 
After a talk with NegroTed, however, I found out that he always harbored a deep respect for me and let me back on the forums.
 
 
 
Things changed greatly for me every since.
 
 
 
==Mid 2009-Early 2011 Years==
 
 
 
Things were incredibly peaceful for quite a time during these years; I went from being hated/distrusted by basically everyone to becoming equally respected in my pooping/social skills. I made a great deal of friends and more or less everyone's respect for me was heightened. This was especially evident in 2010, where my popularity and forum-wide respect reached its peak. Everything was as perfect as I always wanted it to be. Although I used my 'zach033094poop' alt for a time, I returned to my main account, the 'zacheatscrackers' account, and have continued to semi-regularly use it ever since.
 
 
 
However, knowing my luck, this happiness would not last forever.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[[File:Loli.png‎|thumb|right|grl avvies would be the kind of avatars I'd commonly use sometime during my YouChew years]]
 
 
 
==May 2011==
 
 
 
Reminiscent (somewhat) of 2008-early 2009, tension between me and members once again began to build. I was still fairly respected, but I talked with people less and less and people became overly demanding of me. Some of my friendships were forever ruined or severely stinted. Eventually, the sorrow and depression became too much and I once again made another self-hate speech and once again left YouChew, but this time not by banning myself, but simply logging out, as I at least used some common sense.
 
 
 
=Once Again Separated=
 
  
 
[[File:Cyclops.png|thumb|right|My mind all the time. Literally.]]
 
[[File:Cyclops.png|thumb|right|My mind all the time. Literally.]]
  
After that display, I turned my attention back to RPG Making and MUGEN as I did back in early 2009. I was in deep thought whether to return in fear of shaming myself more. I somewhat reluctantly did, as I couldn't live with the guilt of leaving behind all of my close friends.
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===Personality===
 
 
=Late 2011-Current Years=
 
 
 
Tension between me and my group of friends remained, but my peaceful forum life, for the most part, remained. Things went on as normal. I still occasionally pooped and whatnot. Then I returned to my group and things went back to normal.
 
 
 
==2013==
 
 
 
I've officially retired from pooping and have moved on to other things. It's been fun.
 
  
=Personality=
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I've had a constantly growing and changing personality for many years. I was originally a well-intentioned, but brittle and bumbling user who would fly off the handle at the slightest provocation, but ever since 2009, through gradual maturity, I've become a kind-hearted, goofy person; this has pretty much become my iconic personality. Despite numerous bad events in my life causing some cynicism to sprout in my demeanor, I'm still considered to be very open, funny and nice.
  
Throughout my almost 5-year-long membership at YouChew, I've had a complex personality. At times, I occasionally semi-copied the personalities of other due to identity crisis, but in most cases I'm a nice, goofy and irreverent person in general. Due to my many tragedies, both in real life and on YouChew/the internet in general, I've developed pessimistic/sarcastic tendencies that even today I try to control for the betterment of myself. If something especially bad happens to me, sometimes I let them consume my common sense and I emotionally lash out at sometimes vicious rates. However, everyone will always know deep down that I mean nothing but good and would never try to ruin anyone's day.
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===Evolution of my Style===
  
=Style=
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My other most note-worthy aspect other than my personality is my pooping ability. During the beginning of my pooping career, my videos focused on constant repetition and often poor MS-Paint edits and bleeping, akin to what many others would do at the time; my reception was as good as you'd expect (hint: absolutely awful). It wasn't until I released the [[AoSTH]] poop mentioned in the history section that my work started to skyrocket in quality and reception. To go into detail; I used a great deal of ear-rape, repetition and effects for this one, and the length was far shorter, only being 30 seconds as opposed to the usual 1:30-2:00 length I'd have used for my earlier ones. A far cry from my earlier work.
  
I've primarily used a 30 second-2 minute format for my poops, each almost always containing the methods listed below. On some occasions, if I find a source I particularly like, I might prolong my poop's length to upwards of 4-5 minutes.  
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Some consider this poop to be the one (or one of the ones) that pioneered (or at least popularized/helped to popularize) the rape style used extensively in many poops today. Many of my other poops would go on to use this bat-shit insane style. I would regularly escalate the extremeness of my style to the point where there was hardly a video anymore and just an apocalyptic slideshow of oblivion; though to keep things fresh, I'd often toy around with my style as well. In the end, though, I'm most well known for my mundo-effects/ear-rape/lightning-fast stuttering style. I'm also notorious for frequently letting sentence mixing/splicing slip in.  
  
==Preferred Sources==
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=Current Style=
 
 
*Just about anything, as long as I find it 'poopable'.
 
 
 
==Preferred Methods==
 
  
 
*[[Rape]]
 
*[[Rape]]
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*[[Repetition]]
 
*[[Repetition]]
 
*[[Sentence Mixing]]/Word Splicing
 
*[[Sentence Mixing]]/Word Splicing
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*0:30-1:00 length (though I might increase it from time to time if I find a source particularly material-filled)
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==Preferred Tech==
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===Preferred Sources===
  
*[[Sony Vegas]]
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Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky about it. Although Home Movies and Aqua Teen Hunger Force often tend to show up in my poops.
  
=In Real Life=
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===Preferred Tech===
  
*[[nickeatscrackers]] - brother, if it weren't obvious enough. Considered by many to be my even more surreal half.
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[[Sony Vegas]] (7)
  
==Online Bros==
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===Online Bros===
  
 
*[[Minister]]
 
*[[Minister]]
*[[TantricNferno]] - one of my oldest friends.
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*[[TantricNferno]]
*[[The Pope]] - also one of my oldest friends, dating back to around early 2009.
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*[[The Pope]]
*[[BMATF|BigMarioAndTailsFan]]/Bematt/Befatt (my personal nickname for him) - ALSO one of my oldest friends whom I still talk with to this day. Many people have brought my friendship with Bee into a subject of conversation. I've also had something of a friendly rivalry with Bee as well.
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*[[BMATF|BigMarioAndTailsFan]]/Bematt/Befatt (my personal nickname for him)
*[[SteveCentra]] - longtime friend and Skype buddy.
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*SteveCentra
*[[heartlessmushroom]] - also a longtime friend.
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*[[heartlessmushroom]]
 
*[[SkyBlueFox]]
 
*[[SkyBlueFox]]
*[[Bloodis]] - for obvious reasons :3c.
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*[[Bloodis]]
 
*[[Dopply]]
 
*[[Dopply]]
 
*[[SuperMarioKarter]]
 
*[[SuperMarioKarter]]
 
*[[MountainDewMaNN|dewmann]]
 
*[[MountainDewMaNN|dewmann]]
 
*[[CreepahWeegie]]
 
*[[CreepahWeegie]]
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*[[Synister Sir]]
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*[[ThaNuke]]
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*[[NegroTed]]
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*[[Steg]]
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And alot of others, lol
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=In Real Life=
  
ton of others, lol
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[[nickeatscrackers]] - brother, if it weren't obvious enough. Considered by many to be my even more surreal half; look at his posts in general and you'll find this claim to be perfectly justifiable.
  
 
=Influences=
 
=Influences=
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*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
 
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
*[[BigMarioandTailsFan]]
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*[[BMATF|BigMarioAndTailsFan]]
  
All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my five pooping years.
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=Fans=
 
 
==Fans==
 
 
*[[Minister]]
 
*[[Minister]]
 
*[[TheNeopreneJunebug]]
 
*[[TheNeopreneJunebug]]
*[[BigMarioandTailsFan]]
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*[[BMATF|BigMarioAndTailsFan]]
*[[Mazz0Murder]]
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*[[MAZZ0Murder]]
 
*[[dewmann]]
 
*[[dewmann]]
 
*[[Bloodis]]
 
*[[Bloodis]]
 
*[[Gamebop]]
 
*[[Gamebop]]
  
others
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etc.
  
=Other Information=
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===Other Information===
 
MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
 
MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though. Steam is also the messaging system I most prominently use.
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Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot, though. Steam is also the messaging system I most prominently use.
 
Skype is zacheatscrackers.
 
Skype is zacheatscrackers.
  
I'm also currently a recurrent member at RPG Revolution and the official RPG Maker forums.
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I'm also currently a recurrent member at rpgmaker.net.
 
   
 
   
Age: 18.
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Age: 19.
  
 
Country: USA.
 
Country: USA.
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State: Pennsylvania (formerly Delaware; Delaware has been my long-time home state and I still wish I was back there at times despite how much technically better Penns. is).
 
State: Pennsylvania (formerly Delaware; Delaware has been my long-time home state and I still wish I was back there at times despite how much technically better Penns. is).
  
==Trivia==
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===Trivia===
 
*Likes Touhou
 
*Likes Touhou
 
*Likes TF2
 
*Likes TF2
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*Is a Steam fag
 
*Is a Steam fag
 
*Is retarded
 
*Is retarded
*Makes RPGs
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*Makes RPGs with RPG Maker
*Sometimes believes he has a genuine mental illness for how CRAAAYYYYZZEEEE he is
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*Used to be a huge MUGEN fanatic
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*As aforementioned, was formerly known as zach033094 before changing his name to zacheatscrackers (though he still uses zach033094 from time to time)
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*When I officially signed up for Vanilla, I made an alt (zacheatscrackers account); so in all technicality, I should've been banned on sight and, by certain logic, should have never existed in the community
  
 
=Likes=
 
=Likes=
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*DC, to a somewhat lesser extent
 
*DC, to a somewhat lesser extent
  
==Dislikes==
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=Dislikes=
 
*People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
 
*People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
 
*When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
 
*When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
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*a
 
*a
  
[[File:Wat.jpg|thumb|right|This is the kind of image that's both hot and infuriating to me.]]
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===Links===
 
 
=Links=
 
 
My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.
 
My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.
  
*[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers His current/main account]
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*[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers Current/main account. Note that I've closed it NUMEROUS times, so if you're looking for my 2008 videos, you won't have any luck, unfortunately]
*[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop His alt]
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*[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop Alt account, for super old videos]
*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/zakiscool His Steam page]
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*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/zakiscool Steam page]
  
 
=Current Status=
 
=Current Status=
Making poops: From August 17th 2007-Febuary 16th 2013. 6 long years, but now it's time to truly hang up the shit gloves.
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Poop making status: August 17, 2007-ongoing. Took a break from time to time and considered retiring but decided to ultimately continue due to my enjoyment in the fine art of shitting.
  
On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-present
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YouChew status: January 04th, 2008 (November 12th, 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" I made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-ongoing
  
I hope this was a good read. Or not. I hope it was. Seriously. Why are you questioning me? WHY AM I QUESTIONING MYSELF? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I hope this was a good read. Or not.
  
 
[[File:Deadpool.jpg‎|thumb|left|Did I mention that I love this guy?]]
 
[[File:Deadpool.jpg‎|thumb|left|Did I mention that I love this guy?]]
  
[[Category:Insane Characters]]
 
[[Category:Real People]]
 
[[Category:Africans]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]

Revision as of 17:14, 26 August 2013

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
User.jpg  This article is about that fag Zach, who has been making poops since (and technically joined YouChew in) 2007, but officially made his first appearance on YouChew in 2008, and does cool things, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.


Short Recap of History

NOTE: Due to numerous rewrites/edits that I've deemed unnecessary, I've decided to shorten/redo this article drastically so it only contains the really important stuff.

Zacheatscrackers (that's me) is a well-known YouTube Pooper and YouChew veteran, who's also an on-off RPG Maker game creator, drawer, frequent gamer/occasional commentator in his spare time, former MUGEN fanatic (though I still play every now and then) and an overall crazy, crazy-ass dude. He started off on the internet as zach033094 on several forums, ranging from Starmen.net to TV.com before eventually heading onto YouTube, making an account, and watching everything from old cartoons to anime, and making several MUGEN videos. Then I came across my first YTP, which was created by AlThePorcupine. After laughing super-hard at it, I decided to load up WMM and make my first (inevitably absolutely horrible) poop, which was (also inevitably) extremely poorly received. But I continued nonetheless until I regressed back into MUGEN.

Then I noticed YouChew (youtubepoop.com at the time) during November 2007. I created an account, using my zach033094, but never got around to using it due to anxiety. Conrad eventually deleted it (as he was the head admin at the time), but I officially joined on January 2008, this time as zacheatscrackers, which would go on to be my main alias for the rest of my e-life. I went back to making poops (my first official one being What Is Two+Infinity?), which received poor reception, similar to my early days. After much practice in EditStudio, I eventually made an extremely fast-paced AoSTH poop. It was met with critical acclaim, especially in comparison to my other works, and differed greatly in style. My works were well-received since.

However, my first year was awry regardless of the high quality of my poops, as I got into many fights with pretty much the entire community. I eventually left in April 2009 and made my return in June of the same year. Ever since, I've been an on-off member of the community (mostly on until 2011, along with several breaks in 2012 and 2013) and one of the most well-loved to boot. Many have considered me to be, at some points, the epitome of YouChew and the fun within it. While it's debatable whether I still hold that status, there's no denying that I'm still one of the most popular YouChewers to have ever registered.


'grl' avatars would be the kind of avatars I'd commonly use sometime during my YouChew years. I eventually grew out of it and usually used Marvel/wrestling avatars afterwards
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My mind all the time. Literally.

Personality

I've had a constantly growing and changing personality for many years. I was originally a well-intentioned, but brittle and bumbling user who would fly off the handle at the slightest provocation, but ever since 2009, through gradual maturity, I've become a kind-hearted, goofy person; this has pretty much become my iconic personality. Despite numerous bad events in my life causing some cynicism to sprout in my demeanor, I'm still considered to be very open, funny and nice.

Evolution of my Style

My other most note-worthy aspect other than my personality is my pooping ability. During the beginning of my pooping career, my videos focused on constant repetition and often poor MS-Paint edits and bleeping, akin to what many others would do at the time; my reception was as good as you'd expect (hint: absolutely awful). It wasn't until I released the AoSTH poop mentioned in the history section that my work started to skyrocket in quality and reception. To go into detail; I used a great deal of ear-rape, repetition and effects for this one, and the length was far shorter, only being 30 seconds as opposed to the usual 1:30-2:00 length I'd have used for my earlier ones. A far cry from my earlier work.

Some consider this poop to be the one (or one of the ones) that pioneered (or at least popularized/helped to popularize) the rape style used extensively in many poops today. Many of my other poops would go on to use this bat-shit insane style. I would regularly escalate the extremeness of my style to the point where there was hardly a video anymore and just an apocalyptic slideshow of oblivion; though to keep things fresh, I'd often toy around with my style as well. In the end, though, I'm most well known for my mundo-effects/ear-rape/lightning-fast stuttering style. I'm also notorious for frequently letting sentence mixing/splicing slip in.

Current Style


Preferred Sources

Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky about it. Although Home Movies and Aqua Teen Hunger Force often tend to show up in my poops.

Preferred Tech

Sony Vegas (7)

Online Bros

And alot of others, lol

In Real Life

nickeatscrackers - brother, if it weren't obvious enough. Considered by many to be my even more surreal half; look at his posts in general and you'll find this claim to be perfectly justifiable.

Influences

Fans

etc.

Other Information

MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com. Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot, though. Steam is also the messaging system I most prominently use. Skype is zacheatscrackers.

I'm also currently a recurrent member at rpgmaker.net.

Age: 19.

Country: USA.

State: Pennsylvania (formerly Delaware; Delaware has been my long-time home state and I still wish I was back there at times despite how much technically better Penns. is).

Trivia

  • Likes Touhou
  • Likes TF2
  • Likes cool things
  • Is a Steam fag
  • Is retarded
  • Makes RPGs with RPG Maker
  • Used to be a huge MUGEN fanatic
  • As aforementioned, was formerly known as zach033094 before changing his name to zacheatscrackers (though he still uses zach033094 from time to time)
  • When I officially signed up for Vanilla, I made an alt (zacheatscrackers account); so in all technicality, I should've been banned on sight and, by certain logic, should have never existed in the community

Likes

  • Being stupid
  • Being cute
  • Cursing
  • Farting
  • Eating
  • Playing FPSes 24/7
  • Masturbating (you saw this coming)
  • Ripping off other users because tool
  • Talking into his headset mic
  • Watching pornography
  • People
  • His chest hair
  • generic humorous trait goes here
  • fucking
  • damn
  • this
  • list
  • sucks
  • other things okay
  • Marvel
  • DC, to a somewhat lesser extent

Dislikes

  • People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
  • When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
  • Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
  • People who constantly message him about some stupid shit
  • boring things
  • stupid things
  • gay niggas
  • a

Links

My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.

Current Status

Poop making status: August 17, 2007-ongoing. Took a break from time to time and considered retiring but decided to ultimately continue due to my enjoyment in the fine art of shitting.

YouChew status: January 04th, 2008 (November 12th, 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" I made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-ongoing

I hope this was a good read. Or not.

Did I mention that I love this guy?