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[[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]] | [[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]] | ||
| − | A [[fat]]-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to [[Squidward]]. | + | A [[fat]]-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to [[Spongebob]] and [[Squidward]]. |
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He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. [[Dr. Robotnik]] is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so '''STERILE''', only he knows about it. | He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. [[Dr. Robotnik]] is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so '''STERILE''', only he knows about it. | ||
He has no relation with [[The Beatles|Ringo Starr]] or Starr of the [[Elite Beat Agents]], who POSSIBLY look at his dodongo at night. | He has no relation with [[The Beatles|Ringo Starr]] or Starr of the [[Elite Beat Agents]], who POSSIBLY look at his dodongo at night. | ||
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===Is this the Krusty Krab?=== | ===Is this the Krusty Krab?=== | ||
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*No, this is Patrick. | *No, this is Patrick. | ||
===[[King Leonidas|Is This SPARTA?!]]=== | ===[[King Leonidas|Is This SPARTA?!]]=== | ||
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*No, This Is Patrick! | *No, This Is Patrick! | ||
===[[M. Bison|Is This]] '''[[Delicious|Delicious?!?]]'''=== | ===[[M. Bison|Is This]] '''[[Delicious|Delicious?!?]]'''=== | ||
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*[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm ''not'' a [[Delicious]]. | *[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm ''not'' a [[Delicious]]. | ||
[[Image:Patrick.gif|thumb|left|Patrick after seeing the parts above him.]] | [[Image:Patrick.gif|thumb|left|Patrick after seeing the parts above him.]] | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
[[Image:(Pat)Rick.JPG|thumb|right|His name's.. [[no]]t... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] | [[Image:(Pat)Rick.JPG|thumb|right|His name's.. [[no]]t... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Sterileme.png|thumb|right|This is what the face of '''STERILE''' looks like.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:PatrickApproves.jpg|thumb|left|Patrick approves his Chewiki article.]] | ||
*"YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!" | *"YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!" | ||
*"Don't touch me; I'm ''sterile!!''" | *"Don't touch me; I'm ''sterile!!''" | ||
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*"Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone [[die]]d!'' The End." | *"Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone [[die]]d!'' The End." | ||
*"Eat [[Cum|Sperm]]!" | *"Eat [[Cum|Sperm]]!" | ||
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| − | == Criminal Record == | + | ==Criminal Record== |
| + | [[Image:.....jpg|thumb|300px|right|There are no words.]] | ||
*Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of robbery and murder. | *Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of robbery and murder. | ||
**How many murders, no one will ever know. | **How many murders, no one will ever know. | ||
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*One time, he almost chopped up a baby by karate. | *One time, he almost chopped up a baby by karate. | ||
*He stole many different types of food. | *He stole many different types of food. | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 13:27, 23 January 2012
This article is filed under Characters.
A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to Spongebob and Squidward.
Significanc
He has the ability to become STERILE and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of STERILE. Eustace Bagg can't stand STERILE, nor can he be in the same room with STERILE. Dr. Robotnik is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so STERILE, only he knows about it.
He has no relation with Ringo Starr or Starr of the Elite Beat Agents, who POSSIBLY look at his dodongo at night.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
- No, this is Patrick.
Is This SPARTA?!
- No, This Is Patrick!
Is This Delicious?!?
Quotes
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His name's.. not... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- "YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
- "Don't touch me; I'm sterile!!"
- "MY NAME'S!! NOT! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!"
- "SpongeBob, are you going to listen to a big dummy, or are you going to listen to me?"
- "FISH PASTE!"
- "WE STOLE A BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "Let's get naked!"
- "I love you."
- "FINLAND!"
- "Hey SpongeBob, can you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself?"
- "You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve."
- "Thanks, SpongeBob! I think I'll eat it now!"
- "YOURS!? You mean mine!"
- "I can't see my forehead."
- "Oh boy; 3 AM!"
- "I have a few questions for this blade of grass..."
- "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo..."
- "RECTANGLES!"
- "We're panty professionals!"
- "My shorts are wet!"
- "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End."
- "Eat Sperm!"
Criminal Record
- Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of robbery and murder.
- How many murders, no one will ever know.
- He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to Squidward. Both Mr. Krabs and Squidward wanted to have sex with him during his time as a lady.
- He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a snowman.
- He once stole a balloon along with Spongebob, causing them to be arrested for 2 seconds.
- One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his dick afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including SpongeBob SquarePants himself for some strange reason.
- Both Patrick and SpongeBob went and drove a lawnmower owned by Squidward in a graveyeard, where they moved over some graves and coincidentally angered the Flying Dutchman as a result. Their consequence was that they were to be ghosts until they learned their lessons.
- He kidnapped and touched Jeffrey the Jellyfish, who was actually a guy in a costume.
- He once talked about fair labour and freedom of speech, which are taboo subjects in China, which caused the army of mind police to arrest him and Spongebob.
- One time, he almost chopped up a baby by karate.
- He stole many different types of food.
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