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==Hates==
 
==Hates==
*[[Samurai Pizza Cats|Cats]]
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*[[King Harkinian]]
 
*[[King Harkinian]]
 
*[[Conker]]
 
*[[Conker]]
 
*[[Gay]]s
 
*[[Gay]]s
 
*[[Dry Bones|Zombies]]
 
*[[Dry Bones|Zombies]]
*[[Mama Luigi]] (Gives him more work)
 
*[[Wizardheimer]] (stole [[Dry Bones|somebody]] that he processed and sent to [[the Pit]].)
 
 
*[[Volvic Revive]] (steals people from [[the Pit]].)
 
*[[Volvic Revive]] (steals people from [[the Pit]].)
 
*Green [[Mushrooms]] (give the dead [[Yoshi|dragon]] breath.)
 
*Green [[Mushrooms]] (give the dead [[Yoshi|dragon]] breath.)

Revision as of 14:56, 27 May 2011

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Bloody cats

He is the grim reaper of Youtube poop.

He takes the souls of the dead to the Pit, where they are recycled either as the same person, or into a new person. He is small, and with a pathetic tiny voice that gets pissed when people note that. Nowadays, he has become bored of tending to the pit all the time. He also gets pissed when the same person dies over and over again.

If you have eaten a Green Mushroom, he will allow you to continue living, since Green Mushrooms give you figurative dragon breath.

Likes

  • Darkness
  • Dead people
  • Skull Rafts
  • Fire arms
  • Writing random people in his Deathnote

Hates

Legal Issues

Most of the time, he doesn't let gay people be revived when they have green mushrooms because he hates them. He has let others revive for cash or for sex, on the other hand.