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Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he was the dumbest and weakest of them all, which [[Bowser|his father]] approved of, but not anyone else.
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Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the most awesome and is the 2nd smartest, after [[Ludwig]]
 
 
He also wanted to [[fuck]] [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him.
 
  
 
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[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario.]]
 
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*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
 
*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
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*[[Ludwig]]
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*[[Larry]]
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)
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*His siblings [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and (especially Wendy and Lemmy, for obvious reasons)
 
*[[Rick Astley]]
 
*[[Rick Astley]]
 
*Women (They're his worst nightmare)
 
*Women (They're his worst nightmare)
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== Death ==
 
Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] in the year 1988, at the age of -10, after spending 3 years in [[the '80s]]. He ended-up in [[the '80s]] in the first place after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown]]'s DeLorean, and crashing it in 1985.
 
 
He committed suicide after being called a [[retard]] by [[Super Macho Man|everyone in Southern]] [[California]], and the rejection by [[Bowser|his own father]] (since he technically didn't exist yet).
 
 
He killed himself in the [[Japanese]] style of seppuku, though he negated the regained honour by crying throughout. As a result, he went to [[the Pit]], where, to this day, he remains, constantly graffiti-ing the Pit.
 
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The joy of painting.

Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was Bowser's 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the most awesome and is the 2nd smartest, after Ludwig

Likes

  • Vandalism
He once had the magic to become a fake form of Mario called Shadow Mario.
  • Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
  • Ludwig
  • Larry

Dislikes

Disliked By

  • Just about everybody except for Bowser.

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