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Difference between revisions of "Canada"
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[[Image:Canada.png|frame|O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?]] | [[Image:Canada.png|frame|O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?]] | ||
| − | Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us | + | Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing, eh? |
==Liked By, Eh?== | ==Liked By, Eh?== | ||
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*Rush | *Rush | ||
*[[M. Bison]], to the point that he even copied our police's uniform. | *[[M. Bison]], to the point that he even copied our police's uniform. | ||
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | ||
*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
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==Other Information, Eh?== | ==Other Information, Eh?== | ||
| − | *It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to [[:Category:Characters - Russian|Russia]]. | + | *It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to [[:Category:Characters - Russian|Russia]]. That sure is an achievement, eh? |
*Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada. | *Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada. | ||
| − | *We | + | *We've got Zellers instead of Target, and both [[Batman]] and [[Robin]] love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh? |
| − | + | *We got ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' early. Eat that, America! | |
| − | *''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' | + | *Despite being made in Canada, we don't get [[Ed, Edd, n' Eddy]]. That's special. |
| − | *Despite being made in Canada, we don't get [[Ed, Edd, n' Eddy]]. | + | *They don't show [[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]] either. Also special. |
| − | *They don't show [[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]] either. | + | *We find the word "war" [[Beasties|offensive in show titles]]. Even more special. |
| − | *We find the word "war" [[Beasties|offensive in show titles]]. | ||
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] has conquered Canada. | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] has conquered Canada. | ||
| − | *[[Lucky Star|Loli]] is illegal here. | + | *[[Lucky Star|Loli]] is illegal here. Sankaku Complex, eat your heart out. |
*[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck. | *[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck. | ||
*[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed". | *[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed". | ||
| − | *We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. | + | *We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. Recognition! |
| − | *They do well in hockey, even when [[America]] ended up beating them that one time. | + | *They do well in hockey, even when [[America]] ended up beating them that one time. We'll get you next time, USA. Next time. |
*We don't say "eh" all the time, eh? | *We don't say "eh" all the time, eh? | ||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:Countries]] | [[Category:Countries]] | ||
Revision as of 17:14, 24 March 2010
O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?
Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing, eh?
Liked By, Eh?
- Bear Hugger
- Rush
- M. Bison, to the point that he even copied our police's uniform.
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Mario
- Terrance and Philip
Disliked By, Eh?
Other Information, Eh?
- It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to Russia. That sure is an achievement, eh?
- Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, one extremely popular poop was made in Canada.
- We've got Zellers instead of Target, and both Batman and Robin love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh?
- We got Pokémon Diamond and Pearl early. Eat that, America!
- Despite being made in Canada, we don't get Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. That's special.
- They don't show The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack either. Also special.
- We find the word "war" offensive in show titles. Even more special.
- Dr. Robotnik has conquered Canada.
- Loli is illegal here. Sankaku Complex, eat your heart out.
- Our 21st century shows suck.
- Coach Z has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
- We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. Recognition!
- They do well in hockey, even when America ended up beating them that one time. We'll get you next time, USA. Next time.
- We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
