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Difference between revisions of "Fred Phelps"
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*He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]]. | *He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]]. | ||
*He is a major [[:Category:Dicks|Dick]]. | *He is a major [[:Category:Dicks|Dick]]. | ||
| + | *He and [[Nazi|his followers]] actually picket numerous funerals, mainly ones of fallen [[soldier]]s, Ronald Reagan, Pope John Paul II, and Al Gore's father, and says that these people are now burning in [[hell]]. Now that is a truly [[evil]] act. | ||
| + | *[[Jesus Christ]] looks-down upon him, for justifying hate in his and [[God]]'s name. | ||
| + | **He is certainly going to [[hell]]. | ||
==Offspring== | ==Offspring== | ||
*Fred Phelps Jr. | *Fred Phelps Jr. | ||
| − | *<s>Mark Phelps</s> ( | + | *<s>Mark Phelps</s> (disowned) |
*Margie Phelps | *Margie Phelps | ||
*Shirley Phelps-Roper | *Shirley Phelps-Roper | ||
Revision as of 22:06, 1 February 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
He looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.
God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.
Things done for humanity
Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He will also be in the upcoming Terminator movie.
Dislikes
- Gays
- Jews
- The Roman Catholic Church
- Sweden
- Ireland
- America
- Canada
- The United Kingdom
- Bill O'Reilly
- Australia
- George Carlin
- Everything
Trivia
- Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
- Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
- He wants free popcorn.
- YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
- He thinks every problem in America is due to buttsex.
- Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything
- Is sexist by telling his wife to "Get back in the kitchen".
- His son is NOT Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
- He is banned from entering the United Kingdom.
- He is a major Dick.
- He and his followers actually picket numerous funerals, mainly ones of fallen soldiers, Ronald Reagan, Pope John Paul II, and Al Gore's father, and says that these people are now burning in hell. Now that is a truly evil act.
- Jesus Christ looks-down upon him, for justifying hate in his and God's name.
- He is certainly going to hell.
Offspring
- Fred Phelps Jr.
Mark Phelps(disowned)- Margie Phelps
- Shirley Phelps-Roper
Katherine Phelps(Disowned)Nathan "Nate" Phelps(Disowned)- Jonathon B. Phelps
- Rebekah Phelps-Davis
- Elizabeth Phelps
Dorotha Phelps(Disowned)- Timothy Phelps
- Rachel Phelps
- Abigail Phelps
Popular Poops
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