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*Is [[sex]]ist by telling his wife to ''[[Batman|"Get back in the kitchen"]]''. | *Is [[sex]]ist by telling his wife to ''[[Batman|"Get back in the kitchen"]]''. | ||
*His son is '''NOT''' Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the [[China|Beijing]] 2008 Olympics. | *His son is '''NOT''' Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the [[China|Beijing]] 2008 Olympics. | ||
| + | *He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]]. | ||
| + | *He is a major [[:Category:Dicks|Dick]]. | ||
==Offspring== | ==Offspring== | ||
Revision as of 21:44, 1 February 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
He looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.
God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.
Things done for humanity
Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He will also be in the upcoming Terminator movie.
Dislikes
- Gays
- Jews
- The Roman Catholic Church
- Sweden
- Ireland
- America
- Canada
- The United Kingdom
- Bill O'Reilly
- Australia
- George Carlin
Trivia
- Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
- Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
- He wants free popcorn.
- YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
- He thinks every problem in America is due to buttsex.
- Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything
- Is sexist by telling his wife to "Get back in the kitchen".
- His son is NOT Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
- He is banned from entering the United Kingdom.
- He is a major Dick.
Offspring
- Fred Phelps Jr.
Mark Phelps(Disowned)- Margie Phelps
- Shirley Phelps-Roper
Katherine Phelps(Disowned)Nathan "Nate" Phelps(Disowned)- Jonathon B. Phelps
- Rebekah Phelps-Davis
- Elizabeth Phelps
Dorotha Phelps(Disowned)- Timothy Phelps
- Rachel Phelps
- Abigail Phelps
Popular Poops
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