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| − | McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process. | + | McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and [[Cheeseburger|burgers]], and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process. |
Recently, some [[Communists|Liberal]] [[Gay|Vegan]] [[Ass]] made a documentary called "[[Shit|Supersize Me]]", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly [[die]]d. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a [[pussy]] vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average [[America]]n, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat. | Recently, some [[Communists|Liberal]] [[Gay|Vegan]] [[Ass]] made a documentary called "[[Shit|Supersize Me]]", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly [[die]]d. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a [[pussy]] vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average [[America]]n, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat. | ||
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*[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) | *[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) | ||
*[[Uncle Phil]] | *[[Uncle Phil]] | ||
| − | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double | + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double [[cheeseburger]]s.) |
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!) | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!) | ||
[[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|thumb|right|500px|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN]] | [[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|thumb|right|500px|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN]] | ||
Revision as of 22:13, 19 January 2010
McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks. They have delicious Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people fat. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.
Recently, some Liberal Vegan Ass made a documentary called "Supersize Me", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly died. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a pussy vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average American, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat.
PETA is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds.
Common Customers
- Wario
- Froggo
- Robotnik
- Yoshi
- Fat Mario
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Billy Mays (R.I.P.)
- The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.)
- Uncle Phil
- Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.)
- Ronald McDonald (Duh!)
