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| − | Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is | + | Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is used to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. There have been a few rumours that if you masturbate too much, you'll get hairy palms or go blind. |
==Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate== | ==Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate== | ||
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*[[Dracula]] | *[[Dracula]] | ||
*[[Homer Simpson]] | *[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
| + | *[[Jenny Wakeman]] | ||
==People Who Get Masturbated On== | ==People Who Get Masturbated On== | ||
Revision as of 01:56, 16 October 2009
Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is used to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex. There have been a few rumours that if you masturbate too much, you'll get hairy palms or go blind.
Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate
- At home.
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on the computer, watching porn.
- Whenever playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like Pee-Wee Herman.
People Who Love To Masturbate
- Scratch
- Grounder (As seen in the video on this page.)
- Robotnik (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.)
- Sonic
- Tails
- Birdo
- Chowder
- Feghoot (Three times per day, in fact.)
- Amy Rose
- Most of those who watch any and all porn.
- Zoophiliacs, since real sex with animals is illegal.
- Otakus by both Japanese and American definition.
- Bald Bull (Especially when he's in the tub.)
- Walruses
- Soundwave
- Dracula
- Homer Simpson
- Jenny Wakeman
People Who Get Masturbated On
- Dr. Robotnik (By Sonic the Hedgehog and Scratch.)
- Mung Daal (By Chowder.)
- Tails (By Sonic the Hedgehog.)
- Doc Louis (By King Hippo & Aran Ryan.) {For King Hippo, the Doc ended up being a God-like entity and blew the king's head off. As for Aran Ryan, well Aran just ended up becoming more powerful than before.}
