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==Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate== | ==Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate== | ||
| − | *In one's home bathroom. | + | *At home. |
| − | *In one's own bedroom. | + | **In one's home bathroom. |
| − | *While on one's computer, watching [[Hentai|porn]]. | + | **In one's own bedroom. |
| + | **While on one's computer, watching [[Hentai|porn]]. | ||
| + | **Whenever playing ''[[Dead or Alive]]: Xtreme Beach Volleyball''. | ||
*[[No|At the drive-in.]] | *[[No|At the drive-in.]] | ||
*[[No|In the old man's]] [[Edsel|Ford.]] | *[[No|In the old man's]] [[Edsel|Ford.]] | ||
*[[No|Behind the bushes.]] | *[[No|Behind the bushes.]] | ||
*In one's basement. | *In one's basement. | ||
| − | |||
*[[Yes|Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like]] [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee Herman.]] | *[[Yes|Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like]] [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee Herman.]] | ||
{{VidCaption|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this, then [[you]]'ve been proven to be a person who loves to masturbate.}} | {{VidCaption|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this, then [[you]]'ve been proven to be a person who loves to masturbate.}} | ||
Revision as of 22:07, 10 October 2009
Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations In Which One Would Masturbate
- At home.
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- Whenever playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- Definitely not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if one ever does that, even in the dark, they will be just like Pee-Wee Herman.
People Who Love To Masturbate
- Scratch
- Grounder (As seen in the video on this page.)
- Robotnik (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.)
- Sonic
- Tails
- Birdo
- Chowder
- Feghoot (Three times per day, in fact.)
- Amy Rose
- Most of those who watch any and all porn.
- Zoophiliacs, since real sex with animals is illegal.
- Otakus by both Japanese and American definition.
- Bald Bull (Especially when he's in the tub.)
People Who Get Masturbated On
- Dr. Robotnik (By Sonic the Hedgehog and Scratch.)
- Mung Daal (By Chowder.)
- Tails (By Sonic the Hedgehog.)
- Doc Louis (By King Hippo & Aran Ryan.) {For King Hippo, the Doc ended up being a God-like entity and blew the king's head off. As for Aran Ryan, well Aran just ended up becoming more powerful than before.}
