Ganon

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Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture. It practically DIED.

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Ganon saying, "Your Face!"

Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the Zelda games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the CD-i games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and Gamelon with his evil minions but failed due to Link (and later, Zelda) trapping him in The Pit. Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used kamehameha in Ultimania.

He is not to be confused with Ganondorf from the N64, GameCube, and Wii Zelda games, even though the latter is still often called Ganon.

Skills/Personality

Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3), which have a range of about three inches. Other than that, he shoots flaming skulls for some unknown reason, likely having to do with how his father was a drinker and discouraged throwing flaming skulls in the house. He also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a retarded face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE. It was found out recently that he is a doctor; A news article called him "Dr. Brian Gannon".

Ganon loves to insist that you DIE, and he will be very persistent about it, saying "You must DIE!" over and over again. According to Fat Mario, the proper response is "NO". However, if Ganon says "You must DIE!.....or else you will DIE!", there is no avoiding your fate... unless you call upon the Gods of No and use their power to kill Ganon once and for all. Unfortunently, the chances of success on this is 0.0000000000000001%.

Ganon has 2 brothers. They are Black Shadow and Big Cheese.

Cultural Heritage: Germany

Power Level: WHAT 9,000?

Likes

• 1000 Ways To Die
• Death
• MegaDeth
• Gwonam

Legal Issues

The Ganon Jr. Case

Apparently, Ganon and Zelda had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in Ganon Jr. Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy. Later, Ganon and Zelda would have another baby, Zeldanon.

Noise Violations

Ganon is a die hard fan of Dethklok, a death metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. Gwonam who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this. Ganon is also a big fan of Megadeth a thrash metal band, his favorite song being 99 Ways to Die. He likes to sing along to it which has caused more noise violations.

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Controversy With Sam Pak

Ganon has had times where he has issues with the Appliance Direct guy. Apparently, he wants to have the power of Wakkie Nu Nu all to himself, but Sam Pak wants him to get one of his special washing machines so that way, he could save money for his retirement. A legal inspection is currently happening for this recurring argument.

See Also

• Ganondorf (The human version of Ganon that's seen much more often in video games than him.)

Quotes

Ganon DIE!

Ganon Join me, Link, and I will make your face the gglrrreatest in Koridai, or else you will DIIIE!

Ganon You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE! *(Strikes Zelda with lightning bolts coming from his hands

Ganon NO! Not into The Pit! It BUURNS!

Ganon Aaarrgh! The chains! Nooooo! You haven't seen the last of me!

Ganon Your face!

Ganon You are my prisoner!

Ganon SILENCE!! Hectan, keep the runt in chains.

Ganon lol

Ganon NO!

Ganon NOOOOO!!!!!

Ganon In the DARKEST nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen...I take Zelda in my power. I shall KEEP her in my prison!!!

Ganon You must die..... or else you will die!!!!!!