Steve Burns

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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Blue's Clues]]

Steve is a clueless middle-aged man who is the main character of Blue's Clues.

Description

Born in 1973, Steve was considered very strange by his fellow classmates. He was always wandering off for no reason, supposedly looking "for clues". Ironically, when he was told to wander off, he would stay perfectly still. His parents suspected that Steve may have had ADD, a fact proven by Wes Weasley, and he grew up to live in a yellow house. The goings-on in Steve's yellow house have been observed on many occasions, and prove that he may actually be insane.

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Steve shortly before going insane.

Insanity

Steve has been slowly losing what is remaining of his sanity every day he spends in his yellow house. His puppy, Blue, almost never wants to do what he wants, instead preferring to play Blue's Clues. Steve didn't mind, since he loved looking for clues. However, this may have been his downfall, since little did he know that everything in his house was alive. They were toying with him, forcing him to put up with their sickeningly sweet attitude. Steve was calling his "friends" (who didn't seem to actually exist), and was observed yelling at them on several occasions. On February 23, 1947 (Steve had accidentally discovered that his closet doubled as a time machine, you see), he snapped. Too much was going on in that wacky house, and Steve was running late to get to college. Upon getting to college, Steve went on a wild killing spree, his obsession with Blue's Clues causing him to leave paw print marks wherever he went. Steve was finally arrested for his crimes. However, Steve is suspected to have built a time machine in jail and is currently lurking in the present. He resides in the shadows, and may just be behind your computer...

What was that scream?

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Slavery

It is suspected that Steve is really a slave working for Marik. This is supported by the fact that Marik's Millennium Rod only controls people named Steve. However, it is unlikely that this is true, seeing as how Steve is much too clueless to be a slave.

Quotes

• NEWSPAPER HATS!
• We just got a letter! We just got a letter! We just got a letter! I wonder who it's from?
• Here's the mail, it never fails! It makes me wanna wag my tail! When it comes I wanna wail MAAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLL!!!!!!
• (Alternative) Here's the mail, it fails!
• We need our Handy Dandy Notebook!
• I really don't like when that happens.
• I love YOU!
• I get to be...the Engineer!

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Trivia

• Because of his "going to college", Steve's role on the show has since been replaced by his brother Joe.
• His yellow house is speculated to be an alternate dimension.